Never Have I Ever meme

[singhelpers]

NEVER HAVE I EVER

— post an ic toplevel with something your character has never done before, ie 'never have I ever been to guatemala' or 'never have I ever used the aurora call feat to sext'
— icly respond to other toplevels and take a sip of that disgusting pine wine (or rosehip tea) if you have
— break some ice! Start some conversations! Judge a fellow interloper's actions!

Comments

[pacificator]

Never have I ever... had a real job.

[desperate_times_right]

High five, sister.

[fidior]

[ Even if it's not the most glamourous pay... ]

[pacificator]

Hard to believe there was a time when you didn't have this job.

[fidior]

Could you imagine me doing any else?

[sputnik]

[ She probably doesn't think that what he does is a real job but it totally is, okay. So what if he's also considered 'celebrity status' — being nationally beloved is still a job!! It's hard work! ]

[pacificator]

Being an ambulatory ad for veneers doesn't count.

[sputnik]

Does that mean you think my smile is out of this world?

[ Kostya no, not the space dad jokes. ]

[meadqueen]

There are fake jobs?

[pacificator]

There are jobs that are less official than others, yes.

[meadqueen]

I see. What makes it official?

[unsheathedfromreality]

[Not drinking...yet...]

Define "real job".

[pacificator]

Something that comes with a regular paycheck.

[unsheathedfromreality]

[He makes a face.

And doesn't drink.]

Wretched thought.

[lestercraft]

That depends entirely on your time period.

[But he's still drinking, so!]

[gildedlife]

[A drink for sure.]

Never? What do you do with your time?

[Probably a not-real job but there's any number of things that could mean.]

[pacificator]

I have a robust collection of inappropriate hobbies.

[castitas]

... Does volunteer work count as a job?

[pacificator]

If you'd put it on a resume, I'd count it.

[castitas]

Oh, awesome. Then yeah, I've had a real job!

But like, wait— you've not had a real job? Surely you've made money to live, I'd call that a real job.

[salamanca]

[ Lalo looks around, taking note of who drinks in response to this and, more importantly, who doesn't. Notably, he does not drink himself. ]

[pacificator]

What, not even 'used car salesman'?

cw: alcoholism/addiction

[copacetic]

[ Jane hesitates. She could, probably should, have tea instead, but when the temptation to drink alcohol is right in front of her like this, it's almost impossible for her to turn it down.

She takes a shot. ]

[solitarysoul]

I'm not sure if mine counted...

[cactusy]

Define "real job".

[She's drinking either way, though.]