the heart meme

[singhelpers]

THE HEART MEME



taken most lovingly from here

THE RULES ARE SIMPLE:

❥ Post your characters!
❥ Comment on other characters' comments using the heart codes
to express your character's feelings for them!
❥ Add some little comments into the quotation marks after "span title"
for some extra comments/explanations.
❥ ???
❥ PROFIT

♥ "I would kill you." <span title="" span style="font-size: 16pt">♥</span>	♥ "I would physically and/or emotionally hurt you." <span title="" span style="font-size: 16pt; color: #736f6e;">♥</span>	♥ "I would manipulate you." <span title="" span style="font-size: 16pt; color: #C4C4C4;">♥</span>
♥ "I dislike you." <span title="" span style="font-size: 16pt; color: #4c7d7e;">♥</span>	♥ "I pity you." <span title="" span style="font-size: 16pt; color: #324F17;">♥</span>	♥ "I'm indifferent toward you." <span title="" span style="font-size: 16pt; color: #7cfc00;">♥</span>
♥ "You scare and/or intimidate me." <span title="" span style="font-size: 16pt; color: #8b4513;">♥</span>	♥ "I am unsure of you." <span title="" span style="font-size: 16pt; color: #659EC7;">♥</span>	♥ "I enjoy trolling you." <span title="" span style="font-size: 16pt; color: #b8850b;">♥</span>
♥ "I would like to get to know you better." <span title="" span style="font-size: 16pt; color: #4e387e;">♥</span>	♥ "I would like to spend time/have fun/be friends with you." <span title="" span style="font-size: 16pt; color: #c38ec7;">♥</span>	♥ "I respect you." <span title="" span style="font-size: 16pt; color: #87cefa;">♥</span>
♥ "I hero worship you." <span title="" span style="font-size: 16pt; color: #ff00ff;">♥</span>	♥ "I would rescue you/fight by your side." <span title="" span style="font-size: 16pt; color: #2554C7;">♥</span>	♥ "I would protect you." <span title="" span style="font-size: 16pt; color: #ff3399;">♥</span>
♥ "I would hug you/hold your hand." <span title="" span style="font-size: 16pt; color: #4AA02C;">♥</span>	♥ "I would kiss you." <span title="" span style="font-size: 16pt; color: #fdd017;">♥</span>	♥ "I would date you." <span title="" span style="font-size: 16pt; color: #f88017;">♥</span>
♥ "I would have sex with you." <span title="" span style="font-size: 16pt; color: #faafbe;">♥</span>	♥ "I would love you romantically." <span title="" span style="font-size: 16pt; color: #f62817;">♥</span>	♥ "I would love you like family." <span title="" span style="font-size: 16pt; color: #b538ec;">♥</span>

Comments

[desperate_times_right]

Hey, we started arriving here like a week after things went to hell!

[…]

But yeah, might want to get anything risky out of your system in the next six months or less.

[cactusy]

He'd have to use that shower of yours first.

[desperate_times_right]

That's what I've been doing since I moved to the farm: lure them out here with the promise of hot water.

Way less likely to have people get mad at you than fooling around in the hot spring.

[cactusy]

You rent out your shower for people to have sex in?

[desperate_times_right]

I meant for people to shower in - usually if I'm lucky they're having sex with me - but that's not a bad idea.

[cactusy]

No, it is; you'd get way too much demand, and then it would just be gross.

[desperate_times_right]

No, trust me: hardly anyone here fucks.

[cactusy]

Right, because the hygiene situation sucks. But if the hygiene situation didn't suck...

[desperate_times_right]

It's something worse: this place is full of repressed Victorians, teenagers, and self-righteous moralists. The aurora’s been picking off the fun ones.

[cactusy]

All of those people have sex at least sometimes, Frazer. Especially the Victorians; they're all sailors, right?

[desperate_times_right]

I don't know if you've met these particular ones, but aside from their shitty old captain and the two who are married to each other I doubt anything’s going on. Real no-fun-allowed types.

[Gibson told her he’d married the first person he’d ever slept with, which is horrifying. Who does that?]

[cactusy]

Challenge accepted.

[She's joking! She would never stoop so low as to sleep with a turbovirgin.]

[desperate_times_right]

I think I'd pay to see you try.

[Little might actually die on the spot, and Irving doesn't sound much better.]

I could introduce you to the few fun people left but they've pretty much all fucked me before so they have standing invitations anyway.

[cactusy]

So that shower's seen some action after all, huh. Names?

[desperate_times_right]

God, who’s left? Raylan Givens - he's got a wild side you wouldn't expect - that guy Dorian who lives in the church, Holland March if I play my cards right over the next few days. Wynonna Earp is a maybe - we were both pretty wasted - but I don't think she does anything like that anymore.

[cactusy]

Givens is a smokeshow; that doesn't surprise me.

[desperate_times_right]

Look, I have learned the hard way that hot doesn't always mean good in bed. That guy’s the whole package though: hot, adventurous, fun, doesn't make it weird and try to like, go steady or whatever...