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August 2023 Test Drive Meme

AUGUST 2023 TDM


PROMPT ONE — ARRIVAL: METHUSELAH'S FEAST: A group of newcomers find themselves lost in the frozen wilds and vulnerable to the dangers of nature. With luck, they make it to the town of Milton, and to a friendly face offering food, warmth and shelter.

PROMPT TWO — HOPE NOBODY NEEDS THIS ANYMORE: Once recovered from their journey, newcomers are free to explore the town of Milton for supplies and find any signs of the townsfolk.

PROMPT THREE — THE SIREN OF MILTON BASIN: A mysterious woman haunts the frozen lake of the Milton Basin, trying to lure newcomers to their deaths.

ARRIVAL: METHUSELAH'S FEAST


WHEN: Day One.
WHERE: Milton, Milton Outskirts.
CONTENT WARNINGS: potential animal attacks, potential injuries, potential cold injuries/hyperthermia risk.

’You are the Interloper. You are not part of nature’s design.’

It’s the last thing you hear. A dark, deep voice. Impossibly ancient. You feel afraid. Maybe you’re dreaming, maybe you’re wide awake. You saw the lights, and then your world went dark. But you hear it in the blackness, you won’t forget those words.

You awaken. You are not where you were before. It’s different for everyone, there doesn’t seem to be much of a pattern in where you find yourself. You may open your eyes to find yourself in a cold, dim and dank cabin. The air is stale, dust hangs in the rays of weak sunlight that shine through the tiny windows. Someone lived here once, but they aren’t to be found. You look around, it seems like no one has been here in several days, maybe longer. The fire is cold, the dishes in the sink are a little mouldy. It is quiet. The wood creaks around you. Or perhaps you may awaken to find yourself shivering in the yawning maw of a cave, the freezing stone below you. Or maybe you’re unfortunate enough to sit up to find yourself lying in the snow, in the middle of the wilderness. Snow lies thick around you. It’s freezing out. You haven’t felt a cold like this before in your entire life. Cruel and biting. You have no idea where you are, and what’s worse — you are completely alone.

You may feel different, too. Any powers or magics you may have feel... absent. Disconnected. Things that may not have affected you previously now do. Something in you has changed.

You know you can’t stay where you are. You’ll need to move, try to work out where you are and how you came to be here. So you walk, head out into the unknown, in hope of finding a trail or a road. You’ll find one soon enough. It’s here you may find someone else in the same boat as yourself, equally freezing and confused. You’ll both need to keep going. It won’t be easy. You hear howls of wolves around you, and the terrain is difficult: slips and falls are likely. You’re completely vulnerable out here in the open.

But it won’t be long until you see it: the lazy trail of smoke rising in the air. Fire.

Follow it, and soon enough the way you’ve taken will certainly become a path or road. Unfolding before you in the mountainous forests, you’ll see the most welcome of sights: a small mining town tucked up in the valley. Battered, rusted road signs will direct to “MILTON, POP. 947”. You’re almost there, you keep going, and it looks like other people have had the same idea as you. As you head into the outskirts and further into town, you’ll find it’s a little easier to walk but the cold has gripped you hard. You’ll find the buildings, both shops and homes, are dark and lifeless, some of them are boarded up. Other than those heading in the same direction, towards the smoke, you won’t find any townsfolk coming to greet you, or even looking at you from behind curtains. … Where is everyone?

Towards the center of town, you’ll find the building from which the smoke rises: a school-house of sorts, or some kind of community hall. Perhaps both. You’ll find more and more people all drawn to this place, each and every one of them in the same position as yourself (and your companion, if you’ve found one). Some are in worse states than others: some are bloodied, nursing bite wounds or cuts; others might have some other kind of injury sustained in the journey here from falls. Others may look as if they could faint from the cold at any second.

The door opens, and you’re greeted by the gnarled, wizened face of an elderly man, dressed in thick furs. He has a kind face. He smiles warmly, and with pity, ushering you in with haste.

“It seems like a great deal of you have come.” he muses finally. “I am Methuselah. I welcome you Newcomer, although I’m sorry for how you’ve come to find yourself here. Please, warm yourselves. Eat. Get your bearings. Mother Nature has not been kind to you.”

The room is dim, lit mostly by the weak natural daylight through the windows. A roaring fire sits at one end of the huge hall. It crackles, bright and cheerful…. and warm. Even as big as this place is, the room is pleasantly warm. You’ll also find basic cots set up down one side of the hall, places to rest for a moment and get your bearings, or just trying to recover from the cold or any injuries. Down the other side are tables and chairs, and long, foldable tables laden with food, drinks and bottled water similar to one might find at a soup kitchen.

There are canisters with hot herbal teas and coffee, along with soup and stew and trays of charred moose, deer and rabbit meats, instant mashed potatoes, and tinned vegetables. It’s very basic, but it’s hot and filling. A feast. The old man has been busy. And Methuselah will continue to busy himself, still; there is plenty to do. He will fetch blankets, tend to wounds, serve food and drinks. He does not have much time to talk. More and more people seem to be coming in from the cold. He will not stop to sit and rest until everyone is seen to, taking up a place by the fire to gaze silently into its flames. He is troubled, thoughtful.

If you ask him where you are, he will simply respond: “This is Milton, of the Northern Territories.”

If you ask how you came to be here, he will shake his head: “Something has changed. The sky, it was… full of light. The Flare. I felt you coming, a great arrival. But I cannot say for certain how, or why you are here.”

He is regretful, genuinely so. He wishes he had more answers for you, but he does not. Instead he will simply insist you rest, get warm and eat. There is plenty to go around. Eventually, when you feel well enough, Methuselah will gesture to the door: “When you are ready and able, explore the town. Many left, others could not make it out. I have found no one but the dead. They will have no use of the place now, perhaps you might in the meantime.”

HOPE NOBODY NEEDS THIS ANYMORE


WHEN: First couple of weeks since arrival.
WHERE: Milton.
CONTENT WARNINGS: frozen dead bodies, unexplained deaths, suicide, murder.

Other than Methuselah in the Hall, the town of Milton is void of life. While not a particularly large town, there’s a few stores and even a gas station. Life here is rustic. Function over form. Homes are simple but sturdy and warm, it’s a rugged place and one can easily deduce that the folk living here led simple, self-sufficient lives.

Commercial buildings and stores of note include a bank and post office, a hunting/fishing supply store, a grocery store, and a clothing store. There is even a church just on the outskirts of town. The buildings are ripe for picking, with most of them still with the doors unlocked, including the residential buildings. Others are locked, but can be broken into easily enough. A few are even trickier, with some of them boarded up or with entrances blocked. In terms of contents, a third of the residential buildings seem to be almost empty, as if the owners moved out long ago. There might still be things left behind of use: old, warm clothes good for the wintery weather, tools and cooking utensils — but little in terms of food. Even if the former residents move some time ago, they didn’t completely empty their homes.


Most of the homes in Milton seem to be left as if the owner stepped out only a short while ago, and with very little disturbance. Some houses, however, seem to be abandoned in a hurry, with a mess of items strewn about in some last-minute dash to grab essentials: keys, identification, treasured personal items, supplies for a quick exit. Cupboards are typically filled with an abundance of canned goods, and some chilled goods might have survived in the cold weather within the fridge-freezers, but it might be a gamble if one wants to try and eat them. Any and all electronics within homes: televisions, computers, mobile-phones — although dated, will all appear cracked and damaged, and will not function or turn out at all. The same will go for any vehicles around the town: there is no hope of starting any of them.

Diaries and journals kept by the former residents may remark on a change in the weather, with the cold and harsh climate becoming more hostile as of late. Others remark strange lights in the skies, dating several weeks or so ago, strange noises in the air, issues with power and electrical items. Some make mentions of changes to the wildlife, with wolves coming close to the town even when they had never done so before. One or two mention problems on the Mainland, with increasing difficulty of reaching out to loved ones who don’t live in the Northern Territories, or deliveries being unable to arrive. The growing trend is that something odd and terrible has been happening, although no one can truly explain what, and the problems have been growing increasingly worse and worse up to the final entries. You might note that the actual years and dates might not line up with your own: the current year given in these entries is 2014.

The newcomers are free to take over these homes, if they wish. No one appears to be stopping them, and even Methuselah seems to shrug about moving in. And as he’d mentioned, he has found no one but the dead: and plenty of them can be found.

Bodies of the town’s former residence can be found scattered over the town. In homes, in stores, out in the snow. They appear still relatively fresh, although it may be hard to tell if it’s from the cold or if it’s from very little time passing. Most appear to have died from cold exposure, some appear to have simply dropped dead on the spot. Others may be found with a gun in hand. Some, worryingly, appear to have perished by another’s hand. You won’t find the entirety of the town’s population, but there’ll be at least several dozen. Men, women, children.

Methuselah seems to have begun laying the dead to rest, but there’s too many for one man to do. Maybe you can work out what to do with them, try to bury them in their backyards, or try to take them to the churchyard.

THE SIREN OF MILTON BASIN


WHEN: Until the next Aurora.
WHERE: Milton Basin.
CONTENT WARNINGS: mental manipulation, malevolent mythical creatures, falling through ice, attempted drowning/possible successful drowning, potential character death.


Those who venture further south of the town will find themselves traversing the steep, winding paths down towards the Milton Basin. The way down is treacherous, but if enough care is taken you should be able to make it down in one piece. The water is just about completely frozen over down here, thick and sturdy enough to walk over for the most part. Within the Basin there’s more wildlife to be found: deer and rabbit are plenty. And there’s even plenty of foragables, too.

Out on the water are two small ice-fishing cabins, enough to fit one or two people inside comfortably, which hold a few forgotten supplies to try out some ice-fishing if you want to see if anything bites. Both even hold little log burners to keep warm. An old hunter’s shack can be found along the water’s edge, for those not quite brave enough to travel out onto the ice, to take shelter in for when the weather gets a little too difficult, with an old log burner still working within it.

But it’s calm down here, for the most part. Peaceful even. It’s an excellent place for fishing and hunting, and a little more sheltered from the freezing winds.

Until you hear the voice. Something soft and feminine, echoing across the ice. The Basin helps to amplify the sound, and for a long time you can’t quite be sure of where exactly it’s coming from. It’s singing, she is singing. Something old, in a language you can’t quite understand. Maybe it’s not even a language at all, but simply melodic vocalizations. It’s... beautiful, you’ve never heard anything like it before in your life.

And then you see her: a woman standing upon the frozen waters of the Basin. You realise she’s probably the most beautiful woman you’ve ever seen in your life, even if you can’t quite even begin to describe her. She appears different to everyone who beholds her, some one might see her hair is long and dark, others might see her with neat red curls. Some swear her skin is dark and rich, that looks almost plum when the light hits it just so, others claim it to be cool-toned that glistens like sunlight on snow. Whatever someone might find aesthetically pleasing is how she’ll appear, and even then to describe her to others will bring you at a loss for words. And she’s singing… to you, for you.

You’re compelled to go to her, although you can’t explain why. You’re drawn to approach her, to hear her better, see her better. Your feet carry you onto the ice, out into the midst of the Basin. You ignore the calls of everyone and anyone around you, fixated on the woman before you. She smiles when you’re close enough, beckons you a little closer.

… Then everything changes. Without warning, the woman leaps for you, her face contorting into something hideous, mouth opening to scream to reveal rows upon rows of tiny, needle-like teeth. She collides with you, and the force (paired with the slippery ice below you) is enough to send you off your feet. As you fall back, the ice cracks beneath you with an almighty sound, plunging you into the frigid depths below.

The woman fights to put you beneath the water’s surface, those needle-like teeth bared like some ferocious beast. She can be fought off easily enough, but she might just drown you before you’re able to. If you’re lucky, someone might be able to help pull you out. Tools or weapons made of iron or silver are especially harmful to her.

Once you’re pulled from the water, getting somewhere warm will be the utmost priority — otherwise the cold will kill you quicker than the woman would. The woman, you’ll find, will have vanished, and the ice where you’d fallen will have restored itself, as if it had never been broken at all.


FAQs

ARRIVAL: METHUSELAH'S FEAST


1. Items characters have brought from home can be found either strewn around them when they awaken, or in the community hall — as if someone left them out for them to collect. Methuselah will not know how they got there, and will be quite bemused by the happenings.

2. Reminder that all characters are now depowered upon arrival. They can choose not to notice it at first, or can immediately sense something is different about them.

3. If asked any personal questions, Methuselah will smile and say "Oh, you don't want to know about an old man like me. But I have lived all over in these parts for all my life." He will be more concerned with trying to help Newcomers, and is genuinely concerned for them and their well-being.

4. If asked how he knew that the Newcomers were arriving, he concedes that although it is a strange thing to know, it is much like how one knows a storm is coming.

HOPE NOBODY NEEDS THIS ANYMORE


1. Characters are welcome to take up residency in any of the homes of Milton. Methuselah will strongly advise characters to leave a huge, dilapidated house — known as Milton House — well alone, due to extensive fire damage.

2. More information about Milton can be found here.

THE SIREN OF MILTON BASIN


1. Characters with hearing impairments will not be susceptible to the Siren's song, or may only be somewhat susceptible depending, but may be entranced to a degree by looking at the Siren. However, this will be far easier to snap out of.

2. The Siren cannot be killed, only fought off. She will disappear for a length of time to recover before she attempts to lure her next victim.

blondfragility: (060)

ken ✰ barbie

[personal profile] blondfragility 2023-08-10 07:06 pm (UTC)(link)
FEAST
( Ken is rapidly experiencing a lot of Firsts in a very short time. For example, he has never really seen snow. Not like this, anyway, and his only experience with the stuff all together was remarkably fleeting and ... Well. It wasn't real snow, and the cold he felt then was a strange sort of make-believe type chill. After all, he was a toy, and was unable to feel temperature in any real sort of capacity. So the bone-deep chill is also new as well as being incredibly shocking to the system. The brightly coloured, tie-dyed sweater he arrived in does little to keep out the biting cold (though thankfully he can adjust his bandana down over his ears to help keep them from feeling like they're about to fall off).

Continuing on the list of This Has Never Happened To Me, Ken feels distinctly less doll-like. Which is to say, there are some curious physical changes that he'll have to look into eventually. Even he can assume that the human-ness is also the cause for him feeling so cold. It must also be the reason why his stomach grumbles at the smell and the sight of the food. He watches the people around him, copying the way they eat (another first for him to check off the list). The tea takes him by surprise. He's not expecting it to be quite so hot, and as if it wasn't already strange for him to try and drink it without spilling, the heat of it makes him yelp a bit as he burns his tongue.
)

Why would anyone drink this?

( This is gonna be a long learning curve. )

MOVING IN
( The houses in Milton are as removed from a Dreamhouse as anything can get, but, for Ken, there's a novelty to the idea that he has his own home. Maybe it's not pretty and perfect and it gives him the heebie-jeebies, but it's his. More or less. It'll take some redecorating, and he's going to have to learn how to make a fire in the fireplace to fight away the cold. One of those things he can do without help. In the closets he finds a parka and some clothes that are a bit too big. Strange, he's never had clothes that didn't just fit him. The extra room in the parka means he can shove a couple sweaters underneath it, bundling himself up to brave the outside.

He can be found by other Newcomers at the clothing store. Nothing there is really his style, lacking a lot of brightness and fringe and flair. He also has no idea what size he is. His choices are educated guesses at best. Anyone paying attention might notice he's favouring fashion over function.

You can also catch him, perhaps, in the little grocery store. Pickings are slim and he has no idea what's even good, so, much like clothes, he grabs what seems to be all right. Arms full of non-perishable items, he walks up to the first person he sees.
)

Hey, do you know what I do with these?

PRETTY WOMAN
( Ken waddles around Milton, bundled up in his slightly-too-big parka and various sweaters and scarves he's found. He's trying to redecorate his chosen home, which is a lot more work than he thought, but his cleaning attempts at least keep him warm. Attempts, because he doesn't know what the different products are, but he knows in theory how a person cleans and there's something oddly satisfying when he sweeps away the dust.

Cleaning isn't redecorating, though. That's why Ken ventures into the little town, looking for things to use as decor in the various shops and the homes that aren't claimed. His wandering takes him down by the basin because he saw a little bunny rabbit hopping around. Naturally, he finds that delightful, so he follows it to see if maybe there are more. Sadly, there aren't, but he's about to poke around the cabin when he hears the singing.

It's the most beautiful singing he's ever heard, which is saying a lot, because in Barbieland there are great singers. He looks out to the frozen waters and sees her, a blonde vision in pink with a dazzling smile, arms held out to him.
)

Barbie! Thank Goodness you're here!

( Ken starts running towards her, feet slipping underneath him as he teeters along the slippery ice.

Someone might want to stop him.
)

WILDCARD
Dealer's choice! Ken can be found all over, trying to figure out how to live life as Not A Doll in Fake Malibu. Peep him at the farm looking for horse stuff to put in his house or maybe he's trying to build a snowman. Go crazy, or you can PM or hit up [plurk.com profile] blackspire if you wanna discuss things.
Edited 2023-08-10 19:06 (UTC)
birkenstock: (pic#)

pretty woman (obvs) —;

[personal profile] birkenstock 2023-08-10 07:26 pm (UTC)(link)
Um — Ken? [ Oh, she's here all right, but she isn't where Ken's looking out to. ] Stop!

[ Standing a safe enough distance away from the frigid Basin water which seems to have a thick enough sheet of ice over it is a very cold, currently frightened blonde. Compared to the siren calling to him, her countenance must look immediately dimmed and even a little tarnished by the way the cold has both made her lips a little bluer, and her cheeks and nose almost too flushed.

That (apparently) is what it means to be human, though. All of those wonderful perfections, the flawless skin and immaculate make-up is nowhere to be seen on Barbie right now, and her eyes are wide with fear when she very nearly dives forward to pull Ken back from the grasp of a ... well, a very, very beautiful woman currently calling out to her as well.

(We are ... not going to entertain what that means at this precise moment.) ]


Ken, that's not me! I'm me!
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[personal profile] blondfragility 2023-08-10 08:00 pm (UTC)(link)
( Her voice makes him stop. With the immediate comparison, the singing woman doesn't sound quite like Barbie. Not like his Barbie, anyway, but maybe some other Barbie. The quick stop makes him skid a bit and he looks back to see her, the real her, then double takes to the singing one. )

How are you there and there?

( Not even Barbie is good enough to be in two places at once.

Unfortunately for the siren, Ken's got a singular mind of devotion, even if Barbie's trying to build some (healthy) distance between them. Barbie looks cold and sad and that's just not going to cut it. Whatever pull he had from the siren is severed in an instant as he starts to unzip his parka - it's fine, he has at least three sweaters on underneath - to wrap around Barbie.
)
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[personal profile] birkenstock 2023-08-11 12:19 am (UTC)(link)
I'm not there —

[ Honestly, Barbie doesn't even have a chance to finish her thought before it seems that (to her relief) Ken snaps out of whatever trance he'd just been under. And truthfully, she's concentrating so hard on making sure Ken doesn't do something stupidly dangerous like fall into the ice or slide closer to the beautiful woman that whatever effect she'd had on Barbie seems to dissipate too.

And now it's just the sudden warmth of a thick, down coat being slipped over her shoulders as Ken chivalrously offers her his parka. She pulls it closer around her and can't help but notice that it smells like him. Which, you know, is strange in and of itself because they never really had a smell back in Barbieland. It was all just ... plastic and perfect.

Through chattering teeth, she starts to speak as she studies him. ]


What were you doing out here anyway?
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[personal profile] blondfragility 2023-08-11 12:30 am (UTC)(link)
( Ken feels the cold start seeping in through his layers, leeching away the heat he'd stored up in the heavy coat. He's glad to give it to Barbie, though. He can't stand there and watch her clearly suffering in the miserable weather. )

Oh! I saw a bunny.

( His face lights up. He is delighted to share that with Barbie, because if anyone is going to appreciate the cuteness of a bunny hippity-hopping around, well, it's her. Sparing a glance behind him, Ken sees that the mysterious singing Barbie is gone, and for some reason that makes him feel uneasy. )

What are you doing here? Gosh, it's great you're here. You'll know what to do.

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pretty woman

[personal profile] infiniteheart 2023-08-10 07:35 pm (UTC)(link)
[She'd had a feeling something like this was going to happen sooner or later, so she's been lingering in the area, just in case something like this happened. The song is captivating, irresistable even, and she's been fighting its allure with every iota of her considerable will. It's getting harder and she knows she should leave this place herself but instead, she finds herself heading after him.

This is an idea that went better in her head than in reality. She teeters on the ice like a newborn deer, steps shaky and uncertain. She makes a desperate grab for the stranger, trying to catch hold of something, anything, she can use to haul him back to safety.]


No, stop! Don't go to her! It's not safe!
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[personal profile] blondfragility 2023-08-10 08:09 pm (UTC)(link)
( When the stranger yells her warning, Ken assumes the safety concern is the ice and not, of course, what he perceives as Barbie calling out to him. He's about to wobble to a stop when she manages to pull at the end of a scarf fluttering behind him, which has his feet coming out from under him. Hitting the hard surface of the ice knocks the wind out of him in a way he's never experienced before. )

Call ... Doctor Barbie ...
infiniteheart: (if I choose to)

[personal profile] infiniteheart 2023-08-10 09:01 pm (UTC)(link)
[Whoops. Well, she managed to get his attention, at least. She'll look him over for injuries after they're off the ice.]

Doctor Barbie? There's no time for that. You're in danger right now. That creature might not be what it seems and mean to do you harm.

[It's not easy to balance on the ice. She's not used to it but the boots she'd managed to snag for herself from one of the empty houses are sturdy and slip-resistant. She's able to find some footing but not enough to physically carry him. Her spiritual powers, as average as they are, seem to be sealed at the moment.]

I can't move you on my own. I'm not strong enough and you're too heavy. Just take my hand and I'll pull you back to shore. If we work together, we can get you back on solid ground.
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[personal profile] blondfragility 2023-08-11 12:35 am (UTC)(link)
( She's right. Calling Doctor Barbie means Doctor Barbie has to come here and that could take ages. Ken doesn't even have someone's hand to hold right now, and his face turns into something of an exaggerated frown. )

Yeah. Okay.

( Dejectedly, he holds up his arms so she can grab his hand and drag him over the ice. )

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feast;

[personal profile] questioningmermaids 2023-08-10 08:09 pm (UTC)(link)
[ March is huddled up by the fire in about eight layers of blankets, as he's is not handling the whole 'winter' part of this place very well, and clearly the only way to combat the situation is to be overdramatic about it. The blonde glances over when he hears someone talking, and at first he doesn't really think too much of it. Guy burnt his tongue on tea, big whoop, they're all confused and scared and cold and miserable. Too hot tea isn't a big deal. He has to focus on important things, like--

--hold on does that guy--

March's nose wrinkles upwards as his brow furrows, and he whips his head back around to face the guy that had spoken properly in a double take. Finding said double take not efficient enough March decides to turn his entire body in his chair to turn to face towards the other and look absolutely perplexed. ]


What?
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[personal profile] blondfragility 2023-08-10 08:38 pm (UTC)(link)
( Ken does not really notice the man double taking. In fact, he doesn't notice much about the guy at all except that Shaving Fun Ken would be so jealous of the facial hair this man is rocking.

Upon being asked for clarification, Ken's brow furrows, and he's got his mouth slightly open because his tongue has been severely injured.
)

Why do people drink things that hurt them?

( There is earnest concern for the general population in his voice. )
questioningmermaids: <user name=thwipster> (04)

[personal profile] questioningmermaids 2023-08-10 11:20 pm (UTC)(link)
[ March is absolutely not going to answer Ken's extremely sincere, very heartfelt plea. It is physically impossible for him to open his mouth and answer. It's straight up not happening.

Not when he's looking directly into too blue eyes and feeling very, very unnerved. And also kind of pleased, which is a very odd combination. His face remains the same, unmoving and unreadable, speaking in a completely deadpan and surprisingly soft matter-of-fact tone. ]


You look like me.
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[personal profile] blondfragility 2023-08-11 12:18 am (UTC)(link)
( Ken looks at this man for a few solid moments, no expression at all on his face. After a moment, he blinks, and when he speaks, his words are very kind and also softly matter-of-fact. )

You look nothing like me.

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[personal profile] groza 2023-08-11 06:32 am (UTC)(link)
[ Modern food labels may look different than what Zoya's used to, but it's at least obvious what they are. To most people. Not to everyone, apparently. ]

You're joking.

[ She says it like the answer is obvious. Because it is obvious and she really doesn't care to coddle men, although Ken's question and attempt at layers make him seem like he's even more out of place that the rest of them. She could just let him starve but then it's one more dead body lying around town. And that's annoying. ]

You eat them.

[ She spots one sporting a drawing of a fish at the top of his pile and plucks it right out of from his armful. She slips her finger underneath the tab and pulls it open, revealing the fish lined up in the tin. ]

Try one.

[ Now she's just curious. ]
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[personal profile] blondfragility 2023-08-11 08:09 pm (UTC)(link)
( No, Ken is not joking, and his expression is just confused enough to suggest that he doesn't know why this woman would even think he was joking. )

I know they're food.

( Obviously they're food. This is the grocery store, where food comes from, but his tone is admittedly a little defensive. It makes him hold his collected items a little tighter. )

You don't have to cook them?
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feast

[personal profile] jackdawvision 2023-08-11 03:30 pm (UTC)(link)
[Edward, unlike Ken, is an old hat at tea and coffee by now, so he's more careful to sip in small doses, letting the heat warm him instead of gulping it down and burning his tongue. He glances over at this very strange fellow and shrugs.]

Because it's warm and we've all just been through a frozen hellscape. [A small sip of his cup. Honestly, he'd rather have something harder than tea, but in the absence of anything alcoholic, he'll take the tea. Kind of reminds him of home, really.] If you really don't want to burn your tongue on it, it's best to wait a few minutes for it to cool down some.
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Re: feast

[personal profile] blondfragility 2023-08-11 07:40 pm (UTC)(link)
( That just doesn't make sense to Ken. A hot drink you have to let cool down before you drink it? Why even make a hot drink in the first place?? Why is the real world so backwards??? )

What is even the point of it?
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[personal profile] jackdawvision 2023-08-12 02:13 pm (UTC)(link)
The taste, mate. People like the taste.

[Edward should know, he's from the United Kingdom, they go nuts for tea over there. He pauses a moment, then:] If you want it to cool faster, you blow on it and just take small sips. Get yourself used to the taste and the heat.

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MOVING IN

[personal profile] roseapothecary 2023-08-13 06:13 am (UTC)(link)
[ Favouring fashion over function is David's native language and as pained as he is looking at the fare on offer, he's doing a similar kind of browsing as Ken. Their colour palettes, however, couldn't be more different. David's arm is draped with blacks and whites only and even though the cuts are exhaustingly pedestrian and unsurprising in all the important conceptual ways, maybe he can make a few alterations to suit him better.

Maybe. If he can figure out everything that isn't a pair of scissors. The last time he'd worked a sewing machine he'd had a whole team to bring ideas to life. ]


Oh, not that one. [ He's being helpful, really. ] That fabric? Cold will cut right through it, but layer it? You'll sweat. It's the worst.
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[personal profile] blondfragility 2023-08-14 03:05 am (UTC)(link)
( Ken crinkles up his nose. He's never had to worry about that sort of thing. It's just always Hot But In A Pleasant And Not At All Overbearing Sort Of Way in Barbieland, and Ken's wardrobe consisted entirely of showing as much skin as he could get away with at any given time. Cold is unheard of, much less fabric designed to keep the cold out (except, of course, when you go on a ski trip but even that's Cold But In A Pleasant And Not At All Overbearing Sort Of Way and you wear cute ski get-ups but the temperature is objectively exactly the same as the beach). )

But it's blue.

( Surely that must count for something, right? )

How do I tell if it's good or not?
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feast

[personal profile] buttonface 2023-08-14 08:48 am (UTC)(link)
Not your thing?

[ Patrick smiles sympathetically. The blond is a stranger, but his overdramatic, almost offended reaction to his dinner reminds Patrick of someone else he knows. Enough to make him find the outburst endearing, instead of annoying. ]

It's not for everyone. Some people like to add milk. Or honey.

[ He pauses, watching the steam still rising from the liquid in Ken's cup. ]

Or - you might just wanna give it a minute to cool down first.
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[personal profile] blondfragility 2023-08-18 09:29 pm (UTC)(link)
How is it anyone's thing?

( Please, can someone just explain the concept of scalding hot beverages and their apparent appeal? Ken's setting the mug aside, tongue sticking out of his mouth in an attempt to make it feel less ouchy from the burn. )

Tho ridiculouth.
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Feast

[personal profile] your_harbour 2023-08-14 11:12 pm (UTC)(link)
Tea is considered polite. It is restrained, elegant. It takes time. It is a sign of the rich.

[Max sips her tea politely. Restrained. Elegant.]

Where I am from, it is a sign of the wealthy, for they have the time to conduct their little ceremony and sip such an exotic liquid.

[She grins.]

Where I am from, we do not drink tea. We let the rum flow in Nassau. Do you prefer rum?
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[personal profile] blondfragility 2023-08-18 08:52 pm (UTC)(link)
( That's all just fine, but it still doesn't inform Ken why people who are restrained and rich want to set their mouths on fire with what appears to be hot leaf water.

He'll follow up on that later. For the moment, he just frowns, looking like she's just said a bunch of words that he can't form context for.
)

Is Rum ... Hot? In - the place you just said?
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[personal profile] your_harbour 2023-08-18 09:06 pm (UTC)(link)
No. Nassau, the town where I am from, is hot. There is sand and the ocean and the sun beats down each day to bronze the earth and her people. Rum though? Rum is served as cold as we can get it.

[Max smiles.]

Have you never heard of such a drink before?

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