IC ANON CONFESSIONS MEME

[singmod]

THE IC ANON CONFESSIONS MEME



— post your a toplevel for your character
— respond icly to other toplevels with whatever they want to say to them
— ????
— profit???

Comments

[(Anonymous)]

That's your takeaway here??? Dude.

[ployboy]

Big dogs like to try to bite me, it's not my fault!

[bro]

I like dogs!

[(Anonymous)]

I'm assuming you like girls too and you're pretty good at making them attack you.

[ployboy]

Well... That's not wrong. And you don't even know about my ex.

[(Anonymous)]

Not gonna lie I'm kind of impressed that you got a girl to date you at all.

[ployboy]

Ah- no, see, not having a date is the uh. Kind of throwing me for a loop here?

Not that it's important.

[(Anonymous)]

Important question: how many of your exes have tried to kill you? Just one?

[ployboy]

Like. Kill-kill, or does If Looks Could Kill count?

My first girlfriend literally hit me with a brick and ohmygodshewasntmyfirst--

[he's m o r t i f i e d ]

But to answeryourquestion,

...it's complicated.

[(Anonymous)]

Okay, yeah, that answers my question.

It's you.

[ployboy]

[She Hit Him With A Brick!!!]

--you'd be surprised.

[(Anonymous)]

It's basic science, right, like I held my ex at gunpoint a few times but that was because of stuff going on with me so now he has a normal wife who doesn't try to kill him even when she probably should, but if a guy has like six or eight exes who have all tried to kill him there's a common denominator there, right?

[ployboy]

So it's kill-kill. Okay. In that case: one. It was a test. I passed, by the way. Lucky us.

And as for the fiancee, whatever she did, I totally deserved it. I owned up to it. She knows I did.

Water is wet, life can get complicated. Who knew? Sometimes we just literally moved apart. It's really not that big of a deal. Nobody is actually trying to kill anybody.

[(Anonymous)]

Good to know.

I guess luckily for you there's not very many women here.

[ployboy]

[once more, with feeling:]

Yep, lucky us.