IC ANON CONFESSIONS MEME

[singmod]

THE IC ANON CONFESSIONS MEME



— post your a toplevel for your character
— respond icly to other toplevels with whatever they want to say to them
— ????
— profit???

Comments

[ployboy]

Oh. Ruby. Yeah. She's getting an apology. I just need a way to not get that gun fired at my face.

[(Anonymous)]

Probably should have thought of that before crashing an event that specifically asked people to bring weapons.

[ployboy]

It was a really sick gun. To be fair.

[(Anonymous)]

Wait, did you do all that because you were trying to steal a gun.

[ployboy]

There was a smorgasbord to pick from.

[(Anonymous)]

Okay I changed my mind, you definitely need to apologize in public. Half the town thinks you're a weird pervert.

[ployboy]

My sister can and would traverse the multi-verse just to smack the everloving crap out of me. No, I wasn't perving on anyone. I'm not a pervert!

[(Anonymous)]

You were caught breaking into a teenage girl’s house at night. It's not looking good for you, dude.

[ployboy]

I know! Thanks! Any other obvious observation you wanna throw my way?

[(Anonymous)]

Yeah. A lot of the guys in town have made protecting Kate like, a personal project, so if you want to keep your balls maybe you should cop to being a shitty thief where they can hear you.

[ployboy]

See, that's weird. And I don't see anybody calling them out for fixating on a

[vulnerable impressionable sheltered]

...girl.

[(Anonymous)]

It's weird, but is it breaking into her house at night during a party like you're in a direct-to-DVD slasher film weird?

[ployboy]

I'd say it's worse because I wasn't doing anything weird.

[(Anonymous)]

Did you not read the rest of the sentence?

[ployboy]

I didn't break in like we were in a direct-to-DVD slasher film.

[he has PRIDE, ok, screw you]

[(Anonymous)]

Right, a slasher wouldn't have got caught so early.

[ployboy]

That's exactly my point.

[tim what the fuck are you on about just shut up]

[(Anonymous)]

How is that your point?

Look, just don't break into girls’ houses. Bad look. Besides if the gun’s that unique she’s gonna know it was you who took it the first time you use it.

[ployboy]

Who said anything about using it, I just want a good look into it.

But yeah.

Whatever.

Roger.

Message received. No breaking into houses.

[(Anonymous)]

… did you ask her to show it to you?

[ployboy]

No, but I will.

...sometime after the apology.

[(Anonymous)]

You jumped straight to a heist rather than talk to a girl huh.

[(Anonymous)]

Nothing wrong with wanting to protect someone who's still so innocent.

[ployboy]

[but like please how the heck is THIS not raising red flags but oh you step on a dogs tail ONE TIME AND]

When that's all it is, sure. Why not.

[(Anonymous)]

Why do you think that's not what they're doing?