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February 2024 Test Drive Meme
FEBRUARY 2024 TDM
PROMPT ONE — ARRIVAL: METHUSELAH'S FEAST: Yet another new group of arrivals find themselves lost in the frozen wilds and vulnerable to the dangers of nature. With luck, they make it to the town of Milton, and to a friendly face offering food, warmth and shelter — not to mention the fact they are not the first to come here.
PROMPT TWO — OF FAIR FORTUNE: After spell of bad luck, finally, the Interlopers find A Very Good (albeit slightly spooky) Boy.
PROMPT THREE — BAD PICKINGS: An error is made when foraging for mushrooms that have been altered by the Aurora makes for some interesting situations for the Interlopers.
ARRIVAL: METHUSELAH'S FEAST
WHEN: Mid-month.
WHERE: Milton, Milton Outskirts.
CONTENT WARNINGS: potential animal attacks, potential injuries, potential cold injuries/hyperthermia risk.
'You are the Interloper. You are not part of nature’s design.'
It’s the last thing you hear. A dark, deep voice. Impossibly ancient. You feel afraid. Maybe you’re dreaming, maybe you’re wide awake. You saw the lights, and then your world went dark. But you hear it in the blackness, you won’t forget those words.
You awaken. You are not where you were before. It’s different for everyone, there doesn’t seem to be much of a pattern in where you find yourself. You may open your eyes to find yourself in a cold, dim and dank cabin. The air is stale, dust hangs in the rays of weak sunlight that shine through the tiny windows. Someone lived here once, but they aren’t to be found. You look around, it seems like no one has been here in several weeks, maybe longer. The fire is stone cold, the dishes in the sink are mouldy — it's possible the place has been ransacked, as if they've gone through the drawers and cupboards looking for something. It is quiet. The wood creaks around you. Or perhaps you may awaken to find yourself shivering in the yawning maw of a cave, the freezing stone below you. Or maybe you’re unfortunate enough to sit up to find yourself lying in the snow, in the middle of the wilderness. Snow lies thick around you. It’s freezing out. You haven’t felt a cold like this before in your entire life. Cruel and biting. You have no idea where you are, and what’s worse — you are completely alone.
You may feel different, too. Any powers or magics you may have feel... absent. Disconnected. Things that may not have affected you previously now do. Something in you has changed.
You know you can’t stay where you are. You’ll need to move, try to work out where you are and how you came to be here. So you walk, head out into the unknown, in hope of finding a trail or a road. Interlopers who arrive during the month of February will find themselves especially likely of falling foul to accidental injuries and the like. It's as if the bad luck of finding yourself in this place only gets much worse. Maybe you get yourself horrendously more lost than you mean to, maybe you end up with a sprained wrist or ankle after a fall, torn clothing from fighting through the thicker parts of the wilderness.
But soon enough, you'll be able to find a path to town. A little more worse for wear, but alive. It’s here you may find someone else in the same boat as yourself, equally freezing and confused — battered from the journey. You’ll both need to keep going. It won’t be easy. You hear howls of wolves around you, and the terrain is difficult: slips and falls are likely. You’re completely vulnerable out here in the open.
Or it’s possible you may come across someone else here. Someone who looks far better prepared to deal with the freezing cold and frozen landscape, out hunting or gathering. They’ll likely offer help and get you into town. However, for the unlucky ones who don’t come across anyone, you’ll carry on until you see it: the lazy trail of smoke rising in the air. Fire. Not just one, but several. Civilization...?
Follow it, and soon enough the way you’ve taken will certainly become a path or road. Unfolding before you in the mountainous forests, you’ll see the most welcome of sights: a small mining town tucked up in the valley. Battered, rusted road signs will direct to “MILTON, POP. 947”. You’re almost there, you keep going, and it looks like other people have had the same idea as you. In fact, you’ll hear the muffled sounds of life. People! In the town!
As you head into the outskirts and then further into town, you’ll find it’s a little easier to walk but the cold has gripped you hard. You’ll find the buildings, both shops and homes, some are dark and lifeless, some of them are boarded up, some of them are occupied. People are going about their business, or stood watching from their tiny porches of their small, timber homes. For a town this big, there doesn’t seem to be many people. Several dozen at most, but no more. Some of them will direct you to the Community Hall, tell you to head there — you've been expected.
There is a sombre mood to the town. Although you can't quite place why, maybe you should ask?
Towards the center of town, you’ll find the building from which the biggest of the smoke trail rises: a community hall, by the looks of it. You’ll find more and more people all drawn to this place, each and every one of them in the same position as yourself (and your companion, if you’ve found one). Some are in worse states than others: some are bloodied, nursing bite wounds or cuts; others might have some other kind of injury sustained in the journey here from falls. Others may look as if they could faint from the cold at any second.
The door opens, and you’re greeted by the gnarled, wizened face of an elderly man, dressed in thick furs. He has a kind face, but looks sad. He smiles warmly despite the sadness in him, and with pity, ushering you in with haste.
“Another batch of poor souls from the wilds.” he nods gravely. No, this is not the first time that this has happened. “I am Methuselah. I welcome you Newcomer, although I’m sorry for how you’ve come to find yourself here. The lights are changing things, bringing more of you here. Come, we must get you warm and fed. Mother Nature has not been kind.”
The room is dim, lit only by natural daylight through the windows. A roaring fire sits at one end of the huge hall. It crackles, bright and cheerful... and warm. Even as big as this place is, the room is pleasantly warm. You’ll also find basic cots set up down one side of the hall, and while it seems there's a few people already living here, there's enough space for those in need of them. There's places to rest for a moment and get your bearings, or just trying to recover from the cold. Down the other side are tables and chairs, and long tables laden with food, drinks and bottled water similar to one might find at a soup kitchen. Once again, Methuselah offers a feast, aided by some of the other Interlopers.
There are canisters with hot herbal teas and perhaps a rare canister of coffee, along with soup and stew and trays of charred deer and rabbit meats, plus some grilled fish, instant mashed potatoes, and tinned vegetables. It’s very basic, but it’s hot and filling. A feast. The old man has been busy. And Methuselah will continue to busy himself, still; there is plenty to do. He will fetch blankets, tend to wounds, serve food and drinks. He does not have much time to talk. More and more people seem to be coming in from the cold. He will not stop to sit and rest until everyone is seen to, taking up a place by the fire to gaze silently into its flames. He is very troubled, thoughtful. Much has been happening. The others from town will eventually trail in too, to eat and warm themselves, and search among the new faces.
He will encourage newcomers to get warm and eat, and when they are ready to — they can explore the town and find one of the many empty homes to call their own. He will not speak much, his mood is... low, mournful. but perhaps you might be able to get some answers from those fellow arrivals who’ve been in this place for some time now.
This time, if he is approached, particularly by those who have been in Milton for some time, he will frown in thought. He is… considering something. Finally, he will speak:
“I had hoped that the secret cache I and your fellow Newcomers had found two months past would be enough until the spring comes.” He hesitates for a moment, his gaze moving to one of the many windows of the Community Hall. “If she ever arrives, that is.”
He doesn’t believe it will.
“More and more of you come. Life will continue to get harder with the numbers rising.” Methuselah explains. “Milton is but one town, and the way out to the south is blocked.”
He means the road out — the one that follows out of town, past the gas station and through the mountains. The tunneled road ends there, caved in with snow and stone. There is no way out that way. Methuselah is quiet for a few moments.
“... There must be another way out. For all of our sakes. It must be found."
OF FAIR FORTUNE
WHEN: The month of February.
WHERE: Milton Outskirts, Milton area.
CONTENT WARNINGS: otherworldly animal;
The Interlopers have discovered that it is not best to trust the canines in this world. The wolves and volatile, aggressive — prone to attacking the town, people. There has even been an instance of a dog leading Interlopers off the beaten track some months ago, into trips and falls and all sorts of mischief. To come across any sort of dog these days would draw suspicion, perhaps even aggression from Interlopers.
And certainly, coming across this particular dog is enough to turn plenty around and start heading in the opposite direction.
There is something…. Otherworldly about this dog. In terms of breed, one might recognise it to look a great deal like an Old English Sheepdog — but far bigger and hardier. It almost looks as if moss and vines are matted in its long fur, which seems ridiculous — but it’s true enough. The dog does not bark, but instead will stop and look at you silently when you come across one another. If approached, it will not run off, but it does not want to be petted and prefers to keep a respectable distance between you and it.
Then, it will turn to look in one direction and begin heading that way. It looks as if it wants to take you somewhere, but it won’t run off for you to catch up. It keeps to your side, silent and steady as you head through the snow, the woods. Wherever you’re going, there seems to be no rush in getting there.
It’s a little unnerving: where did this dog come from? Why does it look so… strange? Where is it going? Where is it taking you? But even with these questions, it doesn’t seem like you’ll find much in terms of answers, not at first.
Soon enough, you’ll find it. It’s different for everyone, but it seems like it all has some recurring theme. Perhaps out in the cold wilds of the Northern Territories, you’re in desperate need of shelter or warmth — you and the dog will find yourselves facing an abandoned cabin, a place of safety from the cold, perhaps with warmer clothing within. Or perhaps the dog may lead you to some secret stash: a metal cache half-hidden in the snow, a small stone cairn — with vital loot hidden within: matches, flares, maybe even food. It may even lead you to foragable foods: mushrooms, berries or of the like — all safe to consume.
Whatever the strange dog leads you to, it is a fortune. A small one, but a fortune nonetheless. It seems as if it wanted to bring you to something to aid you in your time here. Upon finding whatever it is the dog leads you to, the dog disappears — never to be seen again.
BAD PICKINGS
WHEN: Mid-month onwards for a few weeks.
WHERE: The entirety of the Milton area.
CONTENT WARNINGS: altered food/foraged foods; drugs/hallucinogens / negative hallucinogenic trips; severely altered/warped moods; temporary amnesia; personality switches; loss of senses
The Northern Territories may be harsh, difficult conditions to survive in, but certainly not impossible. There is an abundance of wildlife, hardy enough to withstand the weather — even in the extreme, unpredictable times such as these. Foraging will soon come to be a staple for those stuck here in this world, and is just as important as hunting down any deer or rabbit. Flora is not only useful in terms of sustenance, but in its use in medicines and tinctures.
Mushrooms can be found here and there in particular areas: taking advantage of the wet, rotten wood of downed trees, or nestled in the sheltered undergrowth of the more densely wooded areas where it’s a little more suitable for fungi to grow. But not even the flora of this world is safe following the recent Auroras. The world is changing, and for the next few weeks — foraged mushrooms will have some… interesting effects, when consumed.
Interlopers that come across these mushrooms in the wilds will find themselves compelled to pick and eat these mushrooms right away. They're perfectly fine to eat raw, just more enjoyable to eat once cooked.
The effects of the mushrooms will last between eight hours to a full day, depending on how much was consumed. Nothing can be done to alleviate symptoms. You will feel incredibly hungover the day after the effects have subsided, and feel completely fine after that. The Aurora’s influence on mushrooms is only temporary, and the mushrooms will cease their effects after a few weeks.
Reishi mushrooms This mushroom will temporarily take away one of your five senses: sight, touch, smell, taste or hearing. You may find yourself feeling completely numb to touch; or unable to hear or see anything.
Oyster mushrooms Eating one of these mushrooms will give you temporary amnesia. You may forget yourself, things about your life, even your own name. Or maybe you will forget those around you. Or perhaps both.
Black Morel Eating this mushroom will seem to switch your personality to its complete opposite. Introverted sorts will become extroverted, those prone to anger will become more calm and chilled out, cheerful sorts will become more morose — and vice-versa.
Chanterelles Your mood is lifted and you become more cheerful and affectionate with those around you. You may even become more enamoured with the next person you happen to meet, regardless of your feelings towards them previously or your own orientation/attractions.
Amethyst Laccaria There is nothing supernatural or strange that happens when this mushroom is consumed. You just have a super bad hallucinogenic trip of your own horrible making. This mushroom is literally a nightmare. Sorry about that.
FAQs
1. Arrival threads can be treated as game canon.
2. Items characters have brought from home can be found either strewn around them when they awaken, or in the community hall — as if someone left them out for them to collect. Methuselah will not know how they got there, and will be quite bemused by the happenings.
3. Reminder that all characters are now depowered upon arrival. They can choose not to notice it at first, or can immediately sense something is different about them.
4. If asked any personal questions, Methuselah will smile and say "Oh, you don't want to know about an old man like me. But I have lived all over in these parts for all my life." He will be more concerned with trying to help Newcomers, and is genuinely concerned for them and their well-being. Other Interlopers will say much of the same — there's little to know about him.
5. More information about Milton can be found here.
1. Please Do Not Pet That Dog.
1. Interlopers that pick a variety of the mushrooms and cook them together to eat will suffer the effects of whichever mushroom was in the largest quantity.
2. The mushrooms are fine to eat raw, and characters will feel compelled to eat them raw.

Svetlana Nazarova | Night Watch/Nochnoi Dozor | OTA!
It takes her a while. Svetlana has not felt this sort of biting cold in a very long time. Maybe ever. Even her coat, ridiculous as it is, would have kept out the Moscow cold, but not this. She shivers, pulling it tightly around her, and tries to find that well of magic inside of her, to make it warmer, but -
Nothing.
Hell.
There’s absolutely nothing. She shudders a little as he tries not to worry about it. Push ahead, Svetlana, she tells herself. One foot at a time.
And when she does arrive, when there’s food on the table and water stocked, she sticks to soups, to tea, to anything and everything that will keep her warm. She never wants to be that cold again.
She’s startled the first time (and second, and third, and fourth, and - ) she hears English and understands it. Forgive her if she stares a moment too long before responding.
And if it looks like someone is coming in hurt or in some way poorly, she is a professional.
“I’m a doctor,” she says. “How can I help?”
Bad Pickings: cw: warped/altered moods
Sveta doesn’t go around eating random things off the ground. That’s what the shops are for. She’s never been the sort to navigate the forests and the woods. She’s a city girl, born and bred.
But that mushroom looks delicious and she stuffs it into her mouth before she really has a chance to think about why.
It. It. Delicious.
And when she stands back up, regaining her senses, she feels she has to tell everyone about it. In great detail. With a smile on her face.
Why wouldn’t they want to know about it? And why would they think it’s odd that Sveta is touching their hands, their arms, grinning about every little detail of this mushroom.
This is normal. This is fine.
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As is his custom now, Goodsir has come to the hall to see who's arrived, and he happens to be nearby when he hears a woman say, "I'm a doctor."
Immediately he pivots to see who it is, and just barely restrains himself from interrupting her outright. Instead he lingers nearby, waiting for her to finish what she's doing, before immediately getting her attention before she can wander off.
"Excuse me—I beg your pardon—I couldn't help but overhearing. You're a doctor?"
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He stares at her hand for a moment before taking it with a gesture that's halfway between a handshake and half bowing over it—he still hasn't quite adjusted to using the handshake with women yet. "Harry Goodsir. And you've no idea how glad I am to see a doctor here."
The relief in his voice is so palpable that you could pick it up and put it in your pocket.
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She hopes.
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"No—I am not, but—"
A pause to gather his thoughts.
"I have been here some four months now, and have hitherto been one of the only—if not the only—people about with a vestige of medical training. But I'm an anatomist, not a doctor. I was an assistant ship's surgeon for three years before I—before I found myself here. Since my arrival, I have been trying to do what I can, largely alone."
Another brief pause, and although he realises sheepishly that he's just let poor Dr. Nazarova have it with both barrels, he feels compelled to add:
"And I have come here from the year 1848, and there is much that I've had to learn."
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Who uses "hitherto" anyway?
She sniffs a bit and then, deciding that the best course of action is to simply barrel ahead without any thought given to what she's going to do next, her smile returns.
"That's quite a long time away," she tells him. "From me, I mean. I - hm. I'm sure you've done a fine job here, though. I can certainly help in whatever way I can."
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"Perfectly fine," he sighs, Russian accent very noticeable. "Simply arrived here a little damp. Heat, warmth, and hot liquids will fix this."
That is an absolute lie, but Hilbert's not going to admit that it wasn't him arriving here a little amp, it was him struggling with getting gravity to work. No, we are lying right now.
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"Some broth will be good for you, though." She produces a little bowl of it, which is set in front of him.
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For the past few years, Hilbert has been talking with multiple people who have a better grasp on the English language than he does and one person who speaks almost exclusively in pop culture references. It is so nice to be able to speak one's native language and speak it fluently.
So hey, the rest of this conversation is going to straight up be in Russian.
"It isn't. But the cold weather certainly didn't help matters. Trust me, I'm a doctor as well—I know warm liquids are my best bet."
And to prove that, he takes the bowl, gives Sveta a little nod, then starts to sip the broth.
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They're stuck in this strange place, sent here by some supernatural way, and just trekked through the snow. The only solution right now is small talk.
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Hilbert isn't a fan of small talk either. But honestly? Sveta's right. What else can they do here?
"What about you?"
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Methuselah's Feast!
He thinks of Tatiana. She had been with him last, and somehow he'd ended up here; surely she'd be looking for him again. She's clever, and ruthless when she needs to be. He knows she would do what it took to reach him.
So he makes his way there, cautiously, looking around at the people scattered around the place, warming up by the fire, getting blankets, or filling their bellies with food.
That's when he sees a blonde woman sitting at a table. From behind, she could be Tatiana. There's a hitch of surprise, and Konstantin makes his way over, telling himself there's a good chance it isn't her (but there's an equal chance it is), and moves around the other side of the table to see....
...that it isn't. But now Konstantin's staring at the woman, and realises this, and lets himself smile apologetically. He's speaking in English, but the words are coated in a prominent Russian accent.
"Hello. Sorry to come out of nowhere like that. I thought you were someone I knew."
Re: Methuselah's Feast!
"Oh, it's alright," she says, dismissing his worry with a wave of her hand. She reaches back, pulling her hair away from her face. "I'm Svetlana Nazarova," she tells him. "I'm not - certain how I arrived here, but I've decided that this really isn't a dream at all because if it was, I would have certainly not stumbled my way through the snow with no boots."
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"Konstantin Veshnyakov. It's a pleasure to meet you — and to hear someone else speaking in the mother tongue. There don't seem to be many of us out here in remote Canada," he adds, with a touch of amusement, although there's something much more serious to all of this. It's still so.. bizarre, to find himself so far away from home. Any familiarity is like a lifeline.
"Ah — I've spent many days here hoping it might be a dream. So far I haven't been able to wake up." He gestures to the seat in front of her— "Is it all right if I join you?"
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"Of course," she says, gesturing to the empty chair. "I'd appreciate the company myself. Do you - have you been here long?"
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In the meantime, he's all too happy to make conversation.
"Only a couple of months. Just before the new year began." Which is... a bizarre thought in itself. Apparently it's 2015, here.
"It was a difficult journey from the snow to this place, I remember that. Is there anything I can get you? A blanket, or some coffee?"
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bad pickings
It's even stranger to Bigby when he didn't even see her eating this mushroom. It means he has even less context for what's going on here. All the guy knows is that Sveta just came up to him out of the blue, with a wide smile on her face, and--
The moment he notices those hands moving towards him, he takes a semi-awkward step backwards. Please, what is this weird overly friendliness, Bigby doesn't know how to deal with it.
"Uh.."
He doesn't even know what to say for a moment, mostly just looking confused.
"You were saying something 'bout a mushroom?"
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"Yes! There are these mushrooms. They're - " She giggles a little, stumbling over her accent.
"They're just here. They're lovely! Do you want to see them?"
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Not exactly the most excited agreement, but maybe she won't even mind in the middle of.. whatever mood she's in. Bigby is trying to figure it out, really. Usually he'd blame this on someone being way more social and excitable than him, but there's something about the look in her eyes that makes him feel kind of weird about all of this.
Even though he'll still allow himself to be led along, if she's going to take him towards the nearby mushrooms.
Mostly because he's still too busy thinking.
"I got an odd question though." Odd to her, he figures. "Are you.. feeling alright? Doin' okay?"
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The boy in the oversized coat with the rifle on his back, however, seems less thrilled. He backs away as she gets closer.
"Uh...I-I'm sure its really good."
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So much English. So strange.
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Levi isn't really speaking English, just whatever language Bohemians in his canon speak. It's likely slavic sounding since that its an AU!Czechia.He blinks at the mushroom and takes a step backwards just in case she wants to show it to him up close."Um, yeah its, uh...cute?" Cute was what you called small things, right? Something like that, at least.
Bad Pickings
The last straw was when she touched him. Oh, that was it! "Touch me again and I'll break your wrist," he growled out in warning in his raspy, deep voice. He hated being touched by other people. It always felt like a hot iron was being put up against his skin.