ic fmk: sing edition

[singhelpers]

Fuck (kiss), marry, or kill


— post your a toplevel for your character or throw three people's names out into the ether
— decide which one your character would like to fuck (or hug for the wee ones), marry, or kill
— respond appropriately
— shenanigans ensue

Comments

rorschach, bigby, edward little

[(Anonymous)]

[burying]

Alright, bit weird.

Probably kill that weird mask guy since I don't know him. And I guess... uh, hug Little and Marry Bigby?

[bigbaddy]

That's going to be the weirdest marriage, kid.

[burying]

Yeeeah, no shit.

[pacificator]

Kill the mask, smash Bigby... ugh. Marry Little, assuming the idea doesn't give him a heart attack.

[flanerie]

Live in sin, fuck, kill. I enjoy a touch of domestic friction, a good dog, and a little aperitif.

[flambeaux]

[flanerie]

[guidemyway]

Hug Rorschach, even if he is a little smelly.

I guess like as long as Bigby's house trained it's okay to Marry.

Kill Edward because he's a cop. Or well military. Same difference.

[bigbaddy]

.. what do you mean, house trained?

[guidemyway]

Well you said you were a giant wolf, right?

[bigbaddy]

Ruby, I've been mostly in a human form for a few centuries already now.

I know what toilets are.

[guidemyway]

You've never been sassed before, have you?

[bigbaddy]

Being forced to endure sass is practically my job description back home, unfortunately.

[guidemyway]

I mean the well meaning sass of someone who actually appreciates you.

[fidior]

Who asked this.......

[friendsfordinner]

Kill Rorschach, marry Bigby... hell, guess that means I'm fucking Little? I can handle one night of mediocrity.

[fidior]

[ MR HICKEY PLEASE STOP THIS ]

Re: rorschach, bigby, edward little

[flambeaux]

They're all cops.

[ Gross! ]

Fuck Rorschach. I seen what's goin' on in that head of is. Marry Mr. Little, he's the one I most respect. That leaves killin' Bigby. I'm not opposed.

[bigbaddy]

And you act like I'm the bad one.

[flambeaux]

Death's not off the table for Rorschach either.

Aren't you literally the "Big Bad Wolf"?

[bigbaddy]

I'm sure this might come as a huge surprise to you, but people are actually capable of changing their ways, y'know.

[flambeaux]

Just checkin' to see if you were concerned about upholdin' a tough-guy reputation.

[bigbaddy]

I don't think I have to uphold much of anything around you, Louis. You're perfectly capable of filling in everything yourself, apparently.

[flambeaux]

Says the guy who was questionin' me like I was already guilty.