ic fmk: sing edition

[singhelpers]

Fuck (kiss), marry, or kill


— post your a toplevel for your character or throw three people's names out into the ether
— decide which one your character would like to fuck (or hug for the wee ones), marry, or kill
— respond appropriately
— shenanigans ensue

Comments

Kate Marsh | Life Is Strange

[castitas]

[pacificator]

A kiss. On the forehead.

[castitas]

That's totally okay with me.

[ u///u ]

[moralabsolutism]

...............Hug.

[Not that he willingly enjoys human contact, but in theory, that's the one it would be.]

[castitas]

If you didn't want to hug, I'd totally settle for a high-five. :)

[moralabsolutism]

Much better.

[Though if he was to hug anyone in Milton, Kate would be in the top three choices.]

[fidior]

Hug.... again.... if I may.

[ His daughter duckling... ]

[castitas]

You're totally welcome to another hug, okay?

[ Lieutenant Nanny/Dad.... ]

[satanicpanics]

[ Omg fine if no one else is gonna ask and make the joke: ]

Father, son, holy ghost?

[castitas]

[ ....... GROAN. Eddie, please. ]

Marry all of them, actually.

[satanicpanics]

I think there's a saint who's gonna have some choice words to say about that.

[castitas]

I mean, I'm not actually Catholic, so—

[ Like, it's fine...? ]

[satanicpanics]

Yeah, you know, I'm pretty sure it's all the same.

[ Don't cancel him. ]

[pacificator]

Goodsir, Heartman, the Mountie.

[castitas]

Wow, that is so totally not fair.

[maintiensledroit]

A hug, if you'll accept one from me, after...

I'm sorry.

[castitas]

[ Don't immediately shout 'yes, don't immediately shout 'yes', don't immediately sh— ]

It wasn't your fault.

... A hug would be really nice.

Re: Kate Marsh | Life Is Strange

[flambeaux]

A hug, preferably without the house fire.

[castitas]

I mean, that would be kinda nice.

[flambeaux]

Just a small preference of mine to not be on fire or under the illusion of bein' on fire. I hope you understand.

[ployboy]

[he hates his life why are they in a circle-oval-elliptical-like figure and why is it his turn]

You... are going to have a really nice wedding some day. I think that's a nice thing to aspire to and I respect the thought that goes into the decision.

[is it hot in here or what okay next--]

[castitas]

[ .... ]

... Thanks.

[ Could she be mean? Is it mean? Really? ]

I mean— [ He already looks super flustered. She could totally just leave it at that, but then— ] you technically didn't answer, though.

[ So, like: Fuck, Marry, Kill? 👀 She is ready with Judgement. ]

[ployboy]

[Tim would say she's got a mean streak. It's always the quiet ones.

Tim's also a moron when left to his own devices and so]

Uh.

Um, like?

Marry?

We can divorce.

[castitas]

[ Totally not a mean streak, okay?

And... she's just going very quiet for a moment and her eyebrows are shooting way up. ]

... Wow. Gosh. Um, like— okay.

[ Wow, Tim said he'd Marry Her. ]

I mean—

[ She's got nothing. Totally not the answer she was expecting. She's not looking at him. Yeah. Totally not looking at him. Flustered. Just a little. ]

[ployboy]

[goddamnitnowhy]

It's okay!

[why]

I'm-- I'd be terrible to get married to-- I know that, you know that, but... hear me out, when we split because I'm an absent workaholic, you still get millions.

's a good deal for... like, you. Meals on Wheels. Whatever you want.

[Make him shut up he hasn't Thought About This at all, no....]