ic fmk: sing edition

[singhelpers]

Fuck (kiss), marry, or kill


— post your a toplevel for your character or throw three people's names out into the ether
— decide which one your character would like to fuck (or hug for the wee ones), marry, or kill
— respond appropriately
— shenanigans ensue

Comments

Lestat de Lioncourt | Interview with the Vampire (AMC)

[flanerie]

[guidemyway]

Kill.

[guidemyway]

Not for like any reason in specific. Just like. Old man.

Not my thing.

[flanerie]

Oh, believe me, I find that a much more reassuring answer than the alternatives.

I do take a minor quibble at your phrasing. For future encounters such as these, might I suggest the term older?

[guidemyway]

You can't scribble out words when I'm speaking them.

I think.

[flanerie]

Wouldn't that be a talent?

Don't fret. You're possessed of a certain natural jubilant charm that excuses these little errors of youth.

[guidemyway]

I am pretty charming, you're right about that.

[salamanca]

You look like a man who enjoys a fine red wine! So!

Cabernet, Red Zinfandel, Pinot Noir.

[flanerie]

Take the pinot noir as a mistress, wed the cabernet, and send the red zinfandel off with the waiter.

Only my own preferences, of course.

[salamanca]

Those aren't bad choices. For myself? I'd swap the cab and the pinot, but I think you're right about the red zin.

[flanerie]

It sounds like we could make quite a suitable arrangement between households, as l'ancien régime once did. Other men's wives make for excellent mistresses, or so I understand.

[moralabsolutism]

Marry.

[Lestat seems to get him in a way some others don't here, so of the three choices it's the least painful one.]

[flanerie]

Be careful, or I'll start to think you're growing fond of me.

[moralabsolutism]

.....You're barely tolerable.

[Coming from Rorschach, that's practically a compliment!]

[flanerie]

But you do tolerate me.

[moralabsolutism]

Statistically, someone has to.

[flanerie]

Most people find me quite charming.

But I think I would find you very dull if you succumbed to my wiles. Not that I would dare to employ them on you, of course.

[flambeaux]

Well this is a predicament. Who knew I'd meet a man who ticked all three boxes.

[flanerie]

A predicament? I've found it a marvellous stroke of luck.

[flambeaux]

[ If he's going to be like that...! ]

Okay well, since you seem to be able to brush off death, in what order would you like your entertainment?

[flanerie]

Treat me like your blushing bride. Nuptials, consummation, and execution. Send me off well-fêted and well-fucked, and I expire in perfect happiness.

[flambeaux]

[ Closing his eyes. Taking a quiet little breath. This does not help. ]

In theory, of course.

[fidior]

This is all so deeply inappropriate, but given his mannerism, I can imagine him to be a very attentive, and even devoted, spouse... So, Marry.....

[flanerie]

Lieutenant Little, you flatter me.

[ As is only right. ]

If I'd known your opinions on matrimony, I'd have altered my earlier opinions. I think any person would be quite fortunate to have such a steadfast husband as yourself.

[fidior]

[ EDWARD, HE LITERALLY CALLED YOU AN APPETISER.... But he doesn't grasp the context of any of that! Uh oh! ]

Oh, no — that's quite all right. I understand this.... game forces one to make choices that are not always favourable.

I am appreciative of such an opinion of my character. In all honesty, such a thing as marriage is not feasible for me, but in theory, it is nice to hear.