ic fmk: sing edition

[singhelpers]

Fuck (kiss), marry, or kill


— post your a toplevel for your character or throw three people's names out into the ether
— decide which one your character would like to fuck (or hug for the wee ones), marry, or kill
— respond appropriately
— shenanigans ensue

Comments

[pacificator]

......Yeah, okay. Would be down for some Amorous Congress.

[ Definitely before any wedding bells start ringing, Jesus, Little! ]

[fidior]

[ SHE'S TEASING HIM TO GET A RISE.... He knows it....!

He's still flushing brilliantly! ]

I'm not sure I know what you mean, Miss Earp....

[ You can't just keep saying that, Little. ]

[pacificator]

You might have to close your eyes, though. Just seeing my ass in jeans almost did you in, who knows what would happen if you saw me without clothes?

[ Teasing, check. Getting a rise, double check. Anything else... is for her to know and Jopson to tease out her later. ]

[fidior]

[ h e l p ]

I should not disrespect your character by even entertaining such a thought, Miss Earp!

[pacificator]

Not even a thought, huh?

I must be losing my touch.

[fidior]

Would you not take... offense at such thinking?

[pacificator]

Please. I’ve dealt with way worse thoughts from way worse guys.

[fidior]

[ Worse thoughts than her being undressed??? ]

Then they are hardly gentlemen and should be ashamed... To treat a lady such a way.... it's deplorable.

[pacificator]

You are literally the only gentleman I know, so don’t be too surprised. But also, no, I don’t care about it.

[fidior]

[ The only one.... What kind of company must she keep....! ]

You truly do not care? How...?

[pacificator]

You already see me as more than just a body.

[ Every now and again, she gets hit with just how different he is from every guy she knows back home. They are hardly gentlemen, yeah, no shit. Almost the very first words out of Doc's mouth to her were I thought you were a prostitute. She's pretty sure Little would choose a quick and painless death over saying anything even remotely similar to a woman.

But that's maybe a little too honest, and she's not quite through with digging the knife in yet. Time to shift gears back. ]

But, I mean, it's a nice body, right?

[fidior]

[ ....................... ]








Yours, you mean?

[pacificator]

Mine's the one I usually fish for compliments for, but I'm willing to open up the discussion.

[ Of course she is, because he hates this discussion. ]

[fidior]

What do you mean by..... open up the discussion.....

[ Literally everything he says comes out sounding like someone's pointing a gun at his head. ]