ic fmk: sing edition

[singhelpers]

Fuck (kiss), marry, or kill


— post your a toplevel for your character or throw three people's names out into the ether
— decide which one your character would like to fuck (or hug for the wee ones), marry, or kill
— respond appropriately
— shenanigans ensue

Comments

Boatmen Part One: Crozier, Jopson, Little

[(Anonymous)]

[friendsfordinner]

Fuck Little, marry Crozier, kill Jopson.

[ someone is having WAY too much fun with this. ]

[notarat]

[ Babe, this is objectively such a bad answer!! Don't indulge your morals over your practicals!! ]

[fidior]

[ GODDAMN IT HICKEY

This is too much psychic damage. ]

[castitas]

I'm hugging all three of them.

[ She doesn't care if those aren't the rules. You can't make her choose with these three. ]

Re: Boatmen Part One: Crozier, Jopson, Little

[flambeaux]

Fuck Mr. Jopson, I mean have you seen those eyes? Marry Mr. Little, I'm sure he'd make a wonderful husband. Mr. Crozier--he that man with the igloo?--he seems like he's on his way out, and it'd be a shame for him to die alone in the cold. I'd do the deed.

[notarat]

[ Only because he got so offended by how objectively wrong Hickey is: ]

The only right order is fuck Jopson, marry Little, kill Crozier.

[ Going on decreasing levels of sex life appeal, of course. ]

[moralabsolutism]

Marry Jopson, kill Crozier, hug Little.

[Cause he doesn't do sex. Not even if married. Those answers also came out very quickly compared to answering everyone else.]

Re: Boatmen Part One: Crozier, Jopson, Little

[goingtobeunwell]

Jesus Christ, I’m middle-aged, not dead!

[It’s the principle of the thing, okay!]

[fidior]

I say, put a stop to this right now!