ic fmk: sing edition

[singhelpers]

Fuck (kiss), marry, or kill


— post your a toplevel for your character or throw three people's names out into the ether
— decide which one your character would like to fuck (or hug for the wee ones), marry, or kill
— respond appropriately
— shenanigans ensue

Comments

[castitas]

[ She literally cannot speak. She is trying, but she can't even find the words. ]

Can you, like... not?

[ Hey, you leave her crush alone. ]

[ployboy]

Not what? I'm just drinking my nightly tea. I'm actually innocent. For once.

[What a lonely burden it is to be a homewrecker.]

But just- imagine being in those big arms.

[castitas]

[ SHE DOESN'T WANT TO IMAGINE IT WHEN YOU'RE RIGHT THERE. ]

Yeah, sure. Any time you open your mouth for long enough, you stick your foot in it.

[ 😤😤😤 ]

[ployboy]

It doesn't count when I'm the one who gave you those lines!

[COME ON KATE INSULT HIM LIKE A MAN

and why is he the one red faced now

Christ help them. Him. Him especially.

Help.]

[castitas]

[ Ugh. Why is he so infuriating?? ]

Fine. Any time you open your mouth for long enough, you just end up sounding like a complete jerk.

So like, can you maybe do yourself a favour and start practicing shutting up for once?

[ployboy]

[why is he like this--

He's zippin' his lips shut!!

Anyway, Louis is going to kill him (toldyaso) so, like, 'scuse him, sorry, ducking out!!]

[castitas]

[ Ridiculous. He is ridiculous and infuriating and she doesn't get him.

Lord, give her strength.

Yeah— BYE, TIM.



(and she didn't even throw up this time.) ]