ic fmk: sing edition

[singhelpers]

Fuck (kiss), marry, or kill


— post your a toplevel for your character or throw three people's names out into the ether
— decide which one your character would like to fuck (or hug for the wee ones), marry, or kill
— respond appropriately
— shenanigans ensue

Comments

Chloe Frazer | Uncharted

[desperate_times_right]

[pacificator]

I mean... there's no way we wouldn't have some fun, zero commitment times together.

[desperate_times_right]

Probably I should ask you too, if your harem’s cool or jealous. I don't need more guys trying to kill me.

[pacificator]

March is cool.

[ He might be A Lot but one guy doesn't make a harem, Chloe! ]

[desperate_times_right]

[She’s seen trail of boatmen following you around like ducklings! Those guys are crazy!]

Good to know there's somebody else normal here, then.

[pacificator]

[ Those are Mostly Platonic Boatmen, thanks very much. ]

I mean, I wouldn't call him normal...

[desperate_times_right]

The last girl I hung out with’s ex threw me off a train.

[pacificator]

If anything, March would be the one getting thrown off a train.

[desperate_times_right]

I wouldn't do that, he's making the alcohol.

[sputnik]

Well, a beautiful woman deserves to be shown a nice time. :)

[ He's going full Fuck here..... The safest option, surely! ]

[desperate_times_right]

Too bad nothing here works, or there are a few more fun things you can do with smartphones that I could show you.

[salamanca]

Me, your boyfriend, and your boyfriend's boyfriend.

[desperate_times_right]

Too vague, which one?

[Yes she's done this three times just in Milton.]

[salamanca]

You know what? Pick whichever one you think is the most fun to answer. [ :) ]

[desperate_times_right]

Let’s say the Russians, then. Fuck you, marry the cosmonaut and kill the EMT.

[salamanca]

[ Lalo is about to respond to that answer when the best, or worst, or most evil idea he's ever had occurs to him. ]

So! New one for you. It's between Bigby, Muttonchops, and the Mountie.

[ Cop edition!!! ]

[desperate_times_right]

Oh, fuck off.

Uh, marry the Mountie - I think he's the dumbest - and I want to say kill Bigby but I think if Little even saw my ankles he'd die on the spot.