ic fmk: sing edition

[singhelpers]

Fuck (kiss), marry, or kill


— post your a toplevel for your character or throw three people's names out into the ether
— decide which one your character would like to fuck (or hug for the wee ones), marry, or kill
— respond appropriately
— shenanigans ensue

Comments

[ployboy]

[He's got goosebumps because it's COLD not because he's afraid of a TEN YEAR OLD.

Just puttin' it out there.]

What's available here, duh. I don't remember you building a portal back home.

[thefifthchild]

Alright then. When you're wandering around in your insomniac fugue state barely conscious to the world, I'd strike you in the forehead and push the outer layer of your skull into your brain, killing you instantly.

[He crosses his arms, preparing for the inevitable counter.]

[ployboy]

[People heard this, right?

There's witnesses, right?!

Tim... mulls over the (nightmare inducing) details and all he can come back with is,]

That's... sweet.

[they're all fucked in the head, or maybe that's just Him.

But Damian just detailed something other than torture.

Awww??????]

[thefifthchild]

[Tim, you quite literally asked for it.] No, it's not.

[He knows that was sarcasm. Still, this reaction is so weird. He only tried to kill you one and a half times, Tim, grow up.]

There's an obvious rebuttal, you realize.