ic fmk: sing edition

[singhelpers]

Fuck (kiss), marry, or kill


— post your a toplevel for your character or throw three people's names out into the ether
— decide which one your character would like to fuck (or hug for the wee ones), marry, or kill
— respond appropriately
— shenanigans ensue

Comments

[ployboy]

[On the one hand, ohmygod the tits.

On the other,]

You're actually... Russian?

[This Is Important. NoYOUshutup.]

[sputnik]

I am! Is it a good surprise or a bad one?

[ployboy]

[wide. eyes.]

Mikalek is going to skin me alive and he bought out the hockey team to spite me.

[will.skin.him.alive.

deep breath and a sorry smile,] Nothing personal? But I can't let the hockey thing go.

[bye.....]

You're voted off the island.

[sputnik]

Mikalek? I take it he's not a friend of yours.

[ He's not sure what this is about, but he's giving a bright laugh. ]

Wait a minute! Can't I at least plead my case first? If you're a hockey fan, I'm sure we can find some common ground. :)

[ployboy]

If you don't know the name, that's good! It means he's either non existent in your world or not a big enough deal. Which, I have to stress, is good. For everyone.

Ever.

No, we're not friends.

I think?

He was friends with my dad. In, like, in class. Which is a 'nother level of weird. But.

But bonding with a strange man in a strange land over hockey is exactly how he'd play this.

Next thing I know, I get hockey skates to the back.

Et tu, Brute?

[why the everloving fuck is he still talking please make it stop he can't stop help him]

So. No, you're not getting away with it that easy.

[Stop.]

Try again.

[No.]

[sputnik]

I promise you, if I had some hockey skates right now, the last thing I'd want to do is waste them by getting them all bloody.

[ Another bright laugh... ]

I'd love to go ice skating! The water here is perfect for it.

...Unless you're a little worried I might outskate you. :)