ic fmk: sing edition

[singhelpers]

Fuck (kiss), marry, or kill


— post your a toplevel for your character or throw three people's names out into the ether
— decide which one your character would like to fuck (or hug for the wee ones), marry, or kill
— respond appropriately
— shenanigans ensue

Comments

[burying]

... Yeah, thanks.

[ No, really. ]

[desperate_times_right]

Sorry about the like… everything…

[burying]

It's fine. [ There's just a tired little sigh and he pinches the bridge of his nose. ]

Sometimes, with my life, I just see stuff happening and go 'well this might as well just happen'. It's just... like that.

[desperate_times_right]

Oh, me too, but I think mine are less depressing.

[burying]

Probably. Unfortunately my life's also just like that. Depressing as shit.

[ It's been Rough. ]

[desperate_times_right]

Yeah, that's why I was guessing you might need a few hugs from people.

On the bright side you've probably never had a yeti shoot a crossbow at you.

[burying]

[ what the fuck. ]

... Sorry, what? ... Yetis...?

[desperate_times_right]

Might as well happen, right? The fur was just a suit though.

[burying]

... Oh.

[ Wow, he feels stupid. ]

Honestly thought, like... real yetis....

[desperate_times_right]

They were super strong too, one picked me up one-handed.

[burying]

... What the actual fuck, Chloe.

[ WHAT IS YOUR LIFE??? ]

[desperate_times_right]

Exactly what you say when one of them is shooting at you with a crossbow! Or throwing burning sap at you I guess. Hate those guys.