ic fmk: sing edition

[singhelpers]

Fuck (kiss), marry, or kill


— post your a toplevel for your character or throw three people's names out into the ether
— decide which one your character would like to fuck (or hug for the wee ones), marry, or kill
— respond appropriately
— shenanigans ensue

Comments

cw: discussion of sexualized character death (no actual char death but he's being very weird)

[salamanca]

I mean, when you put it like that... [ It does sound kinda nice! Lalo grins softly. ]

So I'd be sitting down, you'd be above me — [ The grin doesn't fade. ] Would you tilt my head back? Watch the light slowly go out of my eyes?

[desperate_times_right]

Of course. It's no fun if you don't know it's me.

[salamanca]

Oh, of course not. You'd need to be the last thing I saw before it all went black. So I could know that you won. Again.

[ Hot. ]

[desperate_times_right]

See? I knew it'd be your kind of thing. Good thing, too, because I always win.

[salamanca]

[ Cheerfully: ] We'll see about that!

[ This is just a game, after all. It doesn't mean anything about the real world. ]

[desperate_times_right]

[Exactly. It's something sexy to talk about to pass the time. If she's really going to kill him, he won't see it coming.]

Mmhmm.

You seeing anyone good on here I should check out?

[salamanca]

[ Something sexy to talk about, a way to pass the time, nothing serious. Nothing real. Lalo, for his part, isn't worried about Chloe being able to actually kill him, which is why he can so freely talk about her winning the way he does.

But perhaps he should be more worried than he is.

Lalo looks out at the sea of people, rubbing his mustache like he often does when he's thinking, and trying to decide who he wants to inflict Chloe on. There's no jealousy whatsoever as he thinks about who he'd pair her with; if she was worried about him getting attached, she doesn't need to be.

If anything, just talking to her like this, like a co-conspirator, almost feels a little bit more natural than anything else. ]

That depends. What's your type?

[desperate_times_right]

[She’d told Billy that with a bit of work she can find almost anyone attractive, and that's the truth.]

I'll try anything once. Over 25 if you can manage.

[salamanca]

Deal. But then you have to find somebody for me. Got it?

[ He holds up a finger like he's admonishing her, but he's just playing. Hey, if she's getting a free matchmaker out of this, it's only fair he does too.

Fortunately, he has the perfect person in mind. ]

So there's this innkeeper I know... I think you and her might really hit it off.

[desperate_times_right]

Not sure she's your type, but you've got to meet my Russian friend.