ic fmk: sing edition

[singhelpers]

Fuck (kiss), marry, or kill


— post your a toplevel for your character or throw three people's names out into the ether
— decide which one your character would like to fuck (or hug for the wee ones), marry, or kill
— respond appropriately
— shenanigans ensue

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cw: slightly explicit nsfw discussion (nothing THAT bad, i promise! but you've been warned)

[salamanca]

[ Lalo would n e v e r actually consider sleeping with another man, of course, but gay bravado isn't beyond him!

He runs a hand under his chin and over his mustache, considering, looking at the other man's well-defined chest. Then, decisively, with a devil-may-care kind of grin: ]

I think you might be the only one here who could hold me up in the shower.

Definitely fuck.

[ He says it all in good fun, of course!!! Lalo is a red-blooded heterosexual male ofc tyvm. ]

Lalo really out here knowing how to make a fella blush!!

[sputnik]

[ It's totally fine! We're both Extremely Heterosexual, here! In fact, so confident in our heterosexuality that we can play around like this, right?

Granted, this is definitely much bolder of a reply than anything he's gotten so far — even including a specific visual to go along with it. Konstantin gives an amused, delighted laugh — he saw you checking out his pecs, good sir, and he's certainly not immune to enjoying being noticed by anyone. It comes with part of the whole National Hero package.

There's also a particular Brotherhood Closeness in his culture. It wouldn't be strange at all to kiss a man on the cheek for a variety of reasons. So it's with an easy grin that Konstantin replies, and lets something warm and charming layer his words. It could absolutely read as "flirtatious", but that's part of his role, too. ]

A shower man, huh? It can get dangerous — slippery in there. You must not be afraid of much.

[ He says it like a compliment, because it very much is. We stan bravado in this house! ]

kekeke!!

[salamanca]

[ Oh, baby. If you weren't already taken, you could be his hero anyday. Wink, wink.

But he's not a homewrecker! Not him. Lalo's too classy for that. So instead it will just have to remain a simple game. ]

That's very astute of you. [ He's blushing but obviously pleased by the compliment. His chest puffs out a little. He leans back. ] What about you? Are you afraid of anything?

[ He says it like he expects the answer to be "no". ]

You seem like a pretty daring man yourself. Am I wrong?