ic fmk: sing edition

[singhelpers]

Fuck (kiss), marry, or kill


— post your a toplevel for your character or throw three people's names out into the ether
— decide which one your character would like to fuck (or hug for the wee ones), marry, or kill
— respond appropriately
— shenanigans ensue

Comments

[fidior]

Are you referring to...............







....children?

[ He seems a bit scared of the word itself.... ]

[desperate_times_right]

[That answers her question probably, but she's got to poke at him a little.]

Yeah. The empire’s not going to perpetuate itself, right?

[fidior]

[ It's a strange thought. One he doesn't really look too far into, especially now. ]

Such things are perhaps better left to others. I fear I have no such options for the future, considering I am.... deceased.

[ He's dead as fuck. And currently poisoned.... his sperm's probably rotten. This is cursed ]

[desperate_times_right]

Okay, yeah, the perspective here is weird. But before all that happened, you never even thought about it?

[fidior]

It simply wasn't a thought that occupied my time, I suppose. Upon my promotions, I knew it meant I would likely not marry or have children.

[ He'd been appointed to an officer's rank as a young man, and so never really entertained the thought of a family, he supposes. It's... strange to think about now. ]

Children do seem rather... lively. I'm not certain I would be suitable for such a role as fatherhood.

[desperate_times_right]

[This guy is funny and heartbreaking in equal measures, it's a talent.]

Well, good call there. It's no fun to grow up without your dad around. Can't imagine it's that much harder than wrangling those other guys from home, though.

But! If you're looking at all that from the perspective of not having a future to give a family, then you don't have to worry about your career, right? You could have some fun here.

[fidior]

[ "Fun"...? Like... courting someone? Or... just Amorous Congress... Either way.... ]

Such things do not seem much like fun to me, but rather stressful.... I don't know much about those matters, madam.

[desperate_times_right]

No one’s born knowing about it, I'm sure you could figure it out. Maybe you could like… relax a bit if you got some endorphins.

[fidior]

Endorphins....?

[ He's almost afraid to ask. Is this... some sexual term... ]

[desperate_times_right]

Oh, uh, they're hormones or something. You know how you feel good if you work hard? It's kind of like that.

[fidior]

[ "Hormones"...? Sorry, Chloe. He missed the boat (...pun...) on literally all of this. ]

Something that affects how one feels...? Forgive me, but that sounds distressing...

[desperate_times_right]

[Chloe’s not even Christian, but good lord.]

No, it's - your body makes it naturally. Don't worry about it.