ic fmk: sing edition

[singhelpers]

Fuck (kiss), marry, or kill


— post your a toplevel for your character or throw three people's names out into the ether
— decide which one your character would like to fuck (or hug for the wee ones), marry, or kill
— respond appropriately
— shenanigans ensue

Comments

[friendsfordinner]

Someone's got to have left a dirty magazine in one of these damn houses. I'll find it for you and you can run a little scientific experiment.

[ 'Never actually been in the mood to try to see if I can still have sex' is a completely foreign concept to Cornelius "fucking in the orlop" Hickey. What do you mean people sometimes don't want to have sex?? ]

[burying]

Ah. Well. Just be sure to find one that's either men or women. Never know what kind of mood I'd be in.

[ He's being Sardonic As Fuck right now. Yeah, he's absolutely not doing that, Cornelius.

Never mind being 'too depressed for sex', he's literally got the whole 'weird relationship with own body' shit going on and it's probably the best for everyone not to Unpack All of That. ]

[friendsfordinner]

I'm an enterprising fellow and a very good friend. You'll have pornography to your heart's content.

[ but based on that shitty smile on Hickey's face, he's also being a sarcastic little bitch right in response. ]

[burying]

Yeah. Love that for me.

[ He does not, actually. But he's matching the energy. ]