Two Truths and a Lie meme

[singhelpers]

Two Truths + One Lie


— post a toplevel for your character containing two truths and one lie
— respond icly to other toplevels to try to figure out which one's fake
— everybody wins!

Comments

Wynonna Earp | Wynonna Earp

[pacificator]

1. I lost my virginity in a canoe.
2. I regularly hang out with Doc Holliday.
3. I worked an exotic dancer who went by the name "Calypso."

[castitas]

[ ... Wynonna. ]

... Who's Doc Holliday?

[pacificator]

Old West gambler, gunslinger, occasional dentist. Wyatt Earp's best friend. He died in 1887.

[ Supposedly. ]

[castitas]

[ Oh, Wyatt Earp. Yeah, she remembers. Wynonna's ancestor. ]

Then that's gotta be the lie if he's already dead. I really doubt you're hanging out with him at the cemetery.

[desperate_times_right]

Was the canoe in the water?

[pacificator]

What's the point of being in a canoe that isn't in the water?

[desperate_times_right]

To avoid falling out during sex, presumably.

[guidemyway]

I haven't seen you hang out with anyone named Doc.

[pacificator]

So is that the lie?

[guidemyway]

Y-Yeah....

[tinstar]

Oh this has gotta be 3. No way you were a stripper. You seem more like the type to stab a man for assumin' to touch you than lettin' them shove ones in your g-string.

[pacificator]

You're right about the lie, wrong about why. The name was Aphrodite.

[tinstar]

[Raylan openly laughs, shaking his head and grinning.]

Now that's unexpected. Strippin'? Had to make ends meet somehow or is this an empowerment thing?

[meadqueen]

Why would you need to use an assumed name to dance?

[pacificator]

Something something male fantasy bullshit.

[meadqueen]

You don't seem like you enjoyed it.

[goingtobeunwell]

A canoe? Did canoes somehow become larger in the future?

[pacificator]

Nope. Just as cramped as you remember.

[thedreamer]

Doc Holliday! Gunslinger and...wasn't he a dentist? I hope this one's true — the stories you must have!

[pacificator]

Incredible gunslinger, middling dentist, truly unbelievable mustache. Yep, that one's real.

Re: Wynonna Earp | Wynonna Earp

[flambeaux]

It wasn't a canoe, it was somewhere else. Automobile, maybe. That's my guess.

[pacificator]

[ She makes an unpleasant sound, like a gameshow buzzer being hit. ]

Eh. That one's true; try again.

[flambeaux]

[ She sounds like a malfunctioning car horn. ]

Why a canoe??

[ Sorry, he's stuck on that. ]

[fidior]

[ ................ ]

Two is a truth.

[ He has no idea who that is but it's the only one that seems safe... He doesn't want to try and decide which of the other two is also a truth... ]

[pacificator]

Uh huh.

But the game isn't "two lies, one truth," Little. So which is the lie?