Two Truths and a Lie meme

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Two Truths + One Lie


— post a toplevel for your character containing two truths and one lie
— respond icly to other toplevels to try to figure out which one's fake
— everybody wins!

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Edward Little | The Terror

[fidior]

01 — I was born in 1811.
02 — I have two children, one girl and one boy.
03 — I have eleven siblings.

[castitas]

Okay, this is super easy, though.

But also... do you really have eleven siblings—? That's like a whole lot.

Konstantin Veshnyakov | Sputnik

[sputnik]

01 — I originally dreamed of being a college professor. I wanted to teach Physics.
02 — I've never been married. My mother is the only woman in my life.
03 — I once survived a crash back to Earth from outer space.

[killer]

The second one is the lie. I don't get momma's boy vibes from you.

kieren walker | in the flesh

[burying]

1. My favourite artist is Vincent Van Gogh.
2. I was accepted into an art school back home.
3. I have one sister who's younger than me.

[guidemyway]

I have no idea who Vincent Van Gogh is, so I'm going to assume you never got into school.

kate marsh | life is strange

[castitas]

1. My father is the Pastor of my church.
2. My star sign is Libra.
3. I like to get up early in the mornings.

[guidemyway]

I don't believe you're a morning person. For a second.

Holland March | The Nice Guys

[questioningmermaids]

1. My wife is from New Zeland.
2. I can't smell.
3. I have an assassin actively chasing me down back home.

[burying]

The third one's got to be bullshit.

Levi Ackerman | Attack On Titan

[wingbound]

1. I'm left-handed.
2. I lived with a serial killer for a time when I was a kid.
3. Once I didn't shit for a whole week.

[desperate_times_right]

We broke into those caches and I can't remember if you're left handed or not.

Scratch | Remedy Connected Universe

[obscurissime]

1. I'm great with technology.
2. My favourite drink is whiskey.
3. I like the quiet.

[sputnik]

[ Konstantin has never spoken to this man in his life, but he's not going to let that stop him from trying to guess which fact might be the lie. It's fun! ]

What kind of technology? Or is it all?

SAM CARPENTER • SCREAM

[killer]

ONE — My ex-boyfriend framed me for his murder spree.
TWO — I've been stabbed twice.
THREE — I graduated from college.

[clothed]

Why were you stabbed?

sansa stark | hbo's game of thrones

[clothed]

one. I have two husbands.
two. I have four brothers.
three. I have three names.

[killer]

Two husbands simultaneously? Or total?

Eddie Munson | Stranger Things

[satanicpanics]

1. I was wanted for murder. Probably still am.
2. I was literally this close to nabbing an actual record deal.
3. I graduated from high school. After three attempts.

[clothed]

What is graduation?

[ that's all sansa's doing for this game, asking clarification on things so she can actually play. ]

Wynonna Earp | Wynonna Earp

[pacificator]

1. I lost my virginity in a canoe.
2. I regularly hang out with Doc Holliday.
3. I worked an exotic dancer who went by the name "Calypso."

[castitas]

[ ... Wynonna. ]

... Who's Doc Holliday?

Benton Fraser | Due South

[maintiensledroit]

1. I speak eight languages and can sign two more.
2. I am an only child.
3. I'm American.

[castitas]

[ Constable, did you even try? ]

How many siblings do you actually have, then?

Ruby Rose | RWBY

[guidemyway]

1. I blew up on my first day of school.
2. I was briefly a tree.
3. I can't do a cartwheel.

[pacificator]

You can't do a cartwheel???

[ Listen... she'd believe almost any wild story Ruby gives her. ]

the doctor | doctor who

[thedreamer]

01. I've never worn a top hat.
02. I once used jammie dodgers to stand up to an army of creatures known as Daleks.
03. I travel through time and space in a blue box.

[desperate_times_right]

I'm surprised. You seem like the top hat type.

Chloe Frazer | Uncharted

[desperate_times_right]

1. I was born in Australia.
2. I once won a science fair at a Christian high school.
3. I’ve seen a yeti up close.

[friendsfordinner]

Should I answer this one considering we've talked about those 'yetis' before? Or is that cheating?

Raylan Givens | Justified

[tinstar]

1. The only sports cars I drive belong to criminals.
2. I wanted to be a priest before being a Marshal.
3. I was once a professor of firearms.

[friendsfordinner]

How the fuck do you be a 'professor of firearms?' That one's the lie.

Cornelius Hickey | The Terror

[friendsfordinner]

1: Back home, the bear-God-thing terrorizing the crew, tore two sailors in half and stuck half of one sailor on top of the other sailor like a fucked-up little sandwich.
2: Also back home, the ship's carpenter decided that the best thing to do was to try and set the ship on fire. Thankfully, we've got two, but took out a fair number of the men.
3: Finally back home, we had a funeral for a leg.

Anyway, all this is why it's not too bad here and anyone from my place who complains, doesn't have any right to.

[desperate_times_right]

The fire thing sounds too mundane. I'm saying that one.

Randvi | Assassin’s Creed: Valhalla

[meadqueen]

1. The Jarl once removed the ladder to the longhouse loft because I had been caught too many times sneaking lovers up there.
2. I went on my first raid when I was sixteen.
3. I have a young daughter at home.

[goingtobeunwell]

Ah, I want to say the third, because the first seems too delightful to be untrue.

Damian Wayne | DC Comics

[thefifthchild]

1. I started driving at ten.
2. I have transplanted organs in place of nearly all of my own original biology because I was blown up by a missile, shot in the spine, stabbed through the torso, et cetera.
3. I own an island off the coast of Mexico and it's full of failed clones made using my DNA.

[desperate_times_right]

Honestly, all of these seem plausible for you. I'm guessing 3 is the lie because you seemed against unethical medical experimentation.

Francis Crozier | The Terror

[goingtobeunwell]

1. I was chased down by gendarmerie cannon fire was I was 13-years-old.
2. I ventured to the furthest northern point (at the time) with Cmdr. Parry’s expedition to the North Pole.
3. I once spent 3 straight weeks on deck during a series of ice storms in Antarctica.

[meadqueen]

What were you doing that led to a cannon chase?

Levi | Fear & Hunger 2: Termina

[solitarysoul]

1. I was raised by the church
2. When I was young we used to explore caverns under my hometown
3. My mother used to play piano.

[salamanca]

What church?

[bestsir]

1. The pets that my brothers and I kept have included a cat, a dog, numerous guinea pigs and hedgehogs, several birds, a seal, and a golden eagle.
2. I am the youngest of my siblings.
3. Before my commission in the Discovery Service, I had never left the British Isles.

[desperate_times_right]

If 1 is true, I know a girl who’d love to have met you.

Lalo Salamanca | Better Call Saul

[salamanca]

1. I drive a Suzuki Esteem. It's an import! [ Said with way more pride than anyone who actually drives an Esteem would ever, ever say this with. ]
2. I love dogs!
3. I've always wanted to visit Germany.

[desperate_times_right]

No way you drive an Esteem.

Louis de Pointe du Lac | Interview with the Vampire (AMC)

[flambeaux]

1. I was shot by an alderman.
2. I own a cane. I have for a long time.
3. I've eaten a lot of crawdads.

[ He smiles like he's containing an inner joke. ]

[pacificator]

Define 'a lot.'