Two Truths and a Lie meme

[singhelpers]

Two Truths + One Lie


— post a toplevel for your character containing two truths and one lie
— respond icly to other toplevels to try to figure out which one's fake
— everybody wins!

Comments

[friendsfordinner]

The yetis were just blokes in suits, right? Blokes in suits throwing fireballs at you.

[desperate_times_right]

Uh-huh. Got pretty close, too. One picked me up by the neck.

[friendsfordinner]

Shit.

Hope you kicked him in the balls for retaliation.

[desperate_times_right]

I tried, but I couldn't reach. Long arms. My ex shot him, then he fell off a platform.

[friendsfordinner]

Hey, as long as he ended up dead in the end, that's what matters most for me.

[desperate_times_right]

Yeah. I mean, the whole city fell apart. Nate’s got an abysmal track record with ancient cities.

[friendsfordinner]

I'm assuming you mean 'literally' fell apart considering that it's ancient?

[desperate_times_right]

Remember that sap I told you those guys ate? Absurdly flammable.

[friendsfordinner]

How I'd have loved to see that.

[desperate_times_right]

It was crazy! Like the whole thing just collapsed in on itself.

[friendsfordinner]

Suppose that's what happens with ancient cities. Imagine there's been plenty of time for rocks to crumble, buildings to loosen, things of that sort.

[desperate_times_right]

Yeah, and the tree had got so big - the one with the sap - that the roots had weakened a lot of the structures.

[friendsfordinner]

Really, that village was just asking to be pulled down!

[desperate_times_right]

Iram of the Pillars was a bit of a different thing - that one collapsed because he fired a flare in a cave.

[friendsfordinner]

Look, my point still stands. Do stupid things, expect stupid results.

[desperate_times_right]

Right? The city I explored with my new partner is almost entirely still standing.

[friendsfordinner]

You've learned from previous mistakes!

[desperate_times_right]

Yeah! Not working with men anymore.