Two Truths and a Lie meme

[singhelpers]

Two Truths + One Lie


— post a toplevel for your character containing two truths and one lie
— respond icly to other toplevels to try to figure out which one's fake
— everybody wins!

Comments

[clothed]

[ two and three must be true. ]

You have no nose?

[questioningmermaids]

I've definitely got a nose. It's a handsome one. I just can't smell. Got hit in the back of the head a while back and just-- [ He blows a raspberry ] --nada.

[clothed]

If the back of your head was injured, why is it your nose that no longer works?

[ this sounds like a lie, if sansa may say so. #doubt ]

[questioningmermaids]

Y--

[ Wait. March frowns. ]

...You know I'm honestly not sure how, exactly?

[clothed]

[ doubt intensifies ]

Ser, are you sure this is not a lie you've been told?

[questioningmermaids]

Very positive. I'm just not a doctor, dig?

[ he's refusing to call himself what he is: dumb as hell. ]

[clothed]

[ ??????? ]

Why must I dig? What does that have to do with anything?

[questioningmermaids]

[ ??????? ]

What?

[clothed]

You bid me dig the earth, or some sort. Why must I do so?

[questioningmermaids]

Jesus Christ--no, it's like, it's just somethin' you dig. You jive with. You know.

[ She clearly does not know but maybe if March repeats it again she will! ]

[clothed]

What is a jive?

[ every answer results in more questions, this is frustrating!!! ]

[questioningmermaids]

What, uh. What year is it, again, when you're from? Can you remind me?

[clothed]

It's the the 203rd year after Aegon's Conquest, at the nearing end of the long summer.

Which I greatly presume you do not recognise, either.