Two Truths and a Lie meme

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Two Truths + One Lie


— post a toplevel for your character containing two truths and one lie
— respond icly to other toplevels to try to figure out which one's fake
— everybody wins!

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Lalo Salamanca | Better Call Saul

[salamanca]

1. I drive a Suzuki Esteem. It's an import! [ Said with way more pride than anyone who actually drives an Esteem would ever, ever say this with. ]
2. I love dogs!
3. I've always wanted to visit Germany.

[desperate_times_right]

No way you drive an Esteem.

[salamanca]

[ She got it so easily! Lalo pouts. ]

How did you know?

[desperate_times_right]

No one who dresses like you would be that proud of driving that car.

[salamanca]

But it's an import... [ :( ]

[desperate_times_right]

What did you pay for it, like $800?

[salamanca]

[ ...

Snort. ]

Is that how much it costs? You're kidding me. It figures.

[desperate_times_right]

I saw a used one go for $600 once.

[salamanca]

[ Lalo rolls his eyes. Then he laughs. ]

Ha! Are you serious? My lawyer told me it was an import. He says it's what he drives. [ Knowing Jimmy, that makes sense now. ]

[desperate_times_right]

… your lawyer? I thought lawyers were supposed to be flashy.

[salamanca]

[ Belly laugh! ]

Flashy! Ohhh, yeah. Trust me. He's real flashy.

[desperate_times_right]

Is he like, still in law school?

[salamanca]

Ha! No way! He's the best lawyer in New Mexico. Just doesn't have his priorities straight.

[desperate_times_right]

Clearly.

[salamanca]

What about you? Hmmm? What do you drive, Miss Chloe?

[desperate_times_right]

Most recently a Wrangler, but it kind of exploded. It was a rental, so it's fine.

[salamanca]

Exploded? [ Lalo bursts out laughing, a loud belly laugh. ] What the fuck did you do?

[desperate_times_right]

I didn't do anything! My partner tried to drive it!

[clothed]

I would hope you like wolves, then.

[salamanca]

[ ... ]

I... can't say that I love them, no. I was attacked by one here when I first arrived. But you know what? They're starting to grow on me. [ In light of recent events. Wolf powers are p cool, it turns out. ]

You have a wolf, don't you, Lyanna? May I pet her?

[clothed]

Of course, ser, if she allows it. Approach her slowly, so as not to surprise her. She is behaved, but she is a wolf still.

Was the wolf that attacked you a healthy one?

[salamanca]

[ Lalo gets down on his knees, slowly approaching, almost hesitantly. He reaches out a hand, for Lady to sniff if she wants. ] She's beautiful.

[ He looks to Sansa. ] Si. Some of the wolves here are aggressive. You have to be careful.