Two Truths and a Lie meme

[singhelpers]

Two Truths + One Lie


— post a toplevel for your character containing two truths and one lie
— respond icly to other toplevels to try to figure out which one's fake
— everybody wins!

Comments

[desperate_times_right]

No one who dresses like you would be that proud of driving that car.

[salamanca]

But it's an import... [ :( ]

[desperate_times_right]

What did you pay for it, like $800?

[salamanca]

[ ...

Snort. ]

Is that how much it costs? You're kidding me. It figures.

[desperate_times_right]

I saw a used one go for $600 once.

[salamanca]

[ Lalo rolls his eyes. Then he laughs. ]

Ha! Are you serious? My lawyer told me it was an import. He says it's what he drives. [ Knowing Jimmy, that makes sense now. ]

[desperate_times_right]

… your lawyer? I thought lawyers were supposed to be flashy.

[salamanca]

[ Belly laugh! ]

Flashy! Ohhh, yeah. Trust me. He's real flashy.

[desperate_times_right]

Is he like, still in law school?

[salamanca]

Ha! No way! He's the best lawyer in New Mexico. Just doesn't have his priorities straight.

[desperate_times_right]

Clearly.

[salamanca]

What about you? Hmmm? What do you drive, Miss Chloe?

[desperate_times_right]

Most recently a Wrangler, but it kind of exploded. It was a rental, so it's fine.

[salamanca]

Exploded? [ Lalo bursts out laughing, a loud belly laugh. ] What the fuck did you do?

[desperate_times_right]

I didn't do anything! My partner tried to drive it!