Two Truths and a Lie meme

[singhelpers]

Two Truths + One Lie


— post a toplevel for your character containing two truths and one lie
— respond icly to other toplevels to try to figure out which one's fake
— everybody wins!

Comments

[fidior]

[ Why are you torturing him. ]

Yes.... the wife...

[ When is he allowed to stop lying?? He wants this to end ]

My wife. Her name is Sarah.

[ Isn't that just your mother's name... ]

[pacificator]

[ She wants to see how far she can go before your head explodes, Ned. ]

So do the kids look like you or like Sarah?

[fidior]

[ Wynonna!!! Stop!!!

He shifts, uncomfortably. This is horrible... He'll have so much apologising to do to her, for lying... ]

Er... more like their mother, I suppose. Fair-haired, with light eyes. They hardly look like me at all, really.

I should have mentioned them before...

[pacificator]

[ No. ]

Yeah, funny how you never mentioned your wife and children before.

[ It's almost like they don't exist... ]

I mean, Sarah sounds like a knockout. Who doesn't like a blue-eyed blonde?

[fidior]

An opportunity never presented itself!

[ He's so bad at this... There's no one worse than him at this.. (except maybe Fraser) ]

...What is a knockout?

[ There's probably enough context clues right there to figure that one out, but he's really nervous. He can't think! Leave him alone! ]

[pacificator]

We've been here for almost a year, there have been plenty of opportunities!

[ He's terrible at it. She wishes Waverly could see this. ]

Someone so attractive it feel like they knock you off your feet. You know, when it feels like you got hit by a bolt of lightning when they look at you. When you get all tongue-tied around them.

She sounds pretty, is what I mean.