Two Truths and a Lie meme

[singhelpers]

Two Truths + One Lie


— post a toplevel for your character containing two truths and one lie
— respond icly to other toplevels to try to figure out which one's fake
— everybody wins!

Comments

[burying]

... Please tell me the leg funeral's a lie.

[friendsfordinner]

Nope! Gave it a little coffin and everything.

[burying]

Now I really think you're taking the piss.

An actual coffin. For a leg.

[friendsfordinner]

It was the only thing left of the eminent Sir John Franklin. And when the captain of the expedition dies, you hold a funeral by any means necessary.

[burying]

... Well, I guess that makes sense.

Was any part of that whole expedition that wasn't weird?

[friendsfordinner]

The first year wasn't so bad! It's only when the ships froze in the ice that things went from bad to worse.

[burying]

That's something.

So the takeaway is: arctic = weird.

Since we're practically stuck in it right now too, sounds about right.

[friendsfordinner]

Honestly, this place is just as weird as back home? But we've got food. We've got space. I'm not sharing a berth with a hundred other men and I've got more provisions than what I could fit in a bloody sea chest.

It's weird here, but it's not as bad as it could be.