Never Have I Ever meme

[singhelpers]

NEVER HAVE I EVER

— post an ic toplevel with something your character has never done before, ie 'never have I ever been to guatemala' or 'never have I ever used the aurora call feat to sext'
— icly respond to other toplevels and take a sip of that disgusting pine wine (or rosehip tea) if you have
— break some ice! Start some conversations! Judge a fellow interloper's actions!

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[wingbound]

Huh. Me neither.

[ Even though it's 100% a conscious effort not to regret some things on his part. ]

[salamanca]

[ Lalo smiles. That's the spirit! He lifts his glass. ] A toast, amigo! To no regrets.

[wingbound]

[ Levi doesn't smile, though that's probably to be expected. ]

What did you just call me?

[salamanca]

Amigo. It means "friend" where I come from. [ :) ]

[wingbound]

...

[ Oh. Rather than say anything about responding with attack mode though, he just brushes past it as if nothing happened. ]

I see. [ Pause. ] I don't drink.

[salamanca]

[ Lalo shakes his head and snorts. ] You must be fun at parties. I bet all the ladies love you back home. [ This is sarcasm. ]

[wingbound]

[ Levi scoffs. This shit again. What are the odds? ]

I've been loved enough. [ Whether romantically, or whether by ladies, or if he just thinks he doesn't need it, well he doesn't clarify on that. ]

[ He doesn't think he deserved it, but he'd have to be blind not to see what he meant to some people -- whether as someone close to them or a so-called hero in the eyes of a crowd. ]

And I'm hilarious, just so you know. [ Said in a complete deadpan. It's hard to say if this is supposed to be the joke right now, or if he's actually huffy about it. ]

[ (It's not wrong, as long as you like shit jokes...) ]

[salamanca]

[ Lalo sounds skeptical at the idea that Levi is hilarious. ] Yeah? Prove it.

[wingbound]

[ A long, dead-eyed stare. ]

No.

[salamanca]

[ Apparently that'll do it! Lalo is quiet for a little bit before he begins to laugh, small chuckles at first building to loud, hard laughter. ]

[wingbound]

[ Levi was certainly not expecting this reaction. He blinks a couple times in confusion, then exhales in a soft huff with a barely-there air of smugness to it. Told you. ]

[salamanca]

[ Lalo finally stops laughing long enough to grin at him. ] You were right!

[wingbound]

And yet you didn't believe me.

[ For shame, truly. ]