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Fuck, marry, or kill?

— post your a toplevel for your character or throw three people's names out into the ether
— decide which one your character would like to fuck/kiss (or hug for the wee ones), marry, or kill
— respond appropriately
— shenanigans ensue

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[ You know what, he'd fuck Rorschach. Konstantin's so used to people liking him, that when they don't........ it's kind of a thrill. He could really enjoy that kind of tension, okay. Sorry, Rorschach. ]

Fuck.

You-- You--!

[Rorschach is so boiling man he can't even think of anything bad enough to call Konstantin. He settles for one of his weird growling yells.]

RAWWWGH!!!

[ Oh my god, did he break the poor guy?? ]

Are you all right?

[ He has to laugh, not meanly — almost good-naturedly. Sir, please breathe! ]

I'm not that bad an option, am I?

[ Kostya leave him alone ]

Edited 2025-11-22 04:37 (UTC)

[Yep. He broke him. At least temporarily.

He's so mad he can barely breathe, which says something given how his face is already covered in two layers of fabric. He finally manages to yell into Konstantin's head.]

I should break your jaw for saying all of that!

[It's only due to his lingering fondness for Konstantin at all that Rorschach doesn't.]

[ Look, Konstantin knows damn well what Rorschach is capable of, and that poking him with a stick is never a good idea. But he really doesn't mean this as a tease, or to rile the guy up. He's being honest! Sure, he's having some fun with it, but he has fun with everything he possibly can. ]

Oh, come on! Am I really such a terrible option? [ He winces at that mental shout but then two seconds later he's grinning all wide and white. ] I like to think I'm pretty good-looking.

You goddamn clown! You think you're so funny, cracking jokes about me?

[Dex isn't certain why this particular kind of joking around bothers him so much. He's only just started to do the kind of introspective thinking that would allow him to consider why the idea of being physically close to Konstantin (not touching though, never actually touching) doesn't hurt or feel comfortable the way it does with a lot of other people in town.]

[ Konstantin winces again, bringing his fingers up to his temples for a moment. Rorschach shouting in his head is really unpleasant, but all things considered, it's better than if he were doing it out loud; the creature would get all pissy about it. ]

It's not a joke! I mean— it's theoretical. I have someone special, I wouldn't really sleep with anyone else. [ The Space Slut has become domesticated... who would have thought... ]

But hypothetically? You're a strong guy, I think we could have fun together. It's supposed to be a compliment!

[Rorschach takes that in for a moment, really lets it soak in. He can't detect any falsehood in what the man is telling him. Which, if he's not lying, that means-- It causes Rorschach to march right up to Kostya, poking him hard in the chest with a pointer finger with both words he says.]

You're serious?

[ The cosmonaut tenses slightly when the other man approaches, because— look, he never knows if Rorschach might go in for another swing or something. The rough poke to the chest is mildly startling, but it could be worse, so he grins again. ]

As serious as a heart attack. That's what the Americans say, isn't it?

[ Sure, this little game is just for fun, but if circumstances were open for it (and you wouldn't murder him, of course) then he would fuck you, Rorschach. Like for real. ]

There's something alluring about sleeping with someone who beat me up once.

[He considers that for a moment, realizing that it is in fact something of a compliment he's been paid by the handsome Russian. His body language looks less like he wants to strangle Kostya with his bare hands now.]

You are a strange, strange man.

[That certainly says something coming from the guy who wears a moving mask 95% of the time.]

I'd say hug, but I don't think that's really your thing.

[ He is not... touchy-feely... ]

How about a high-five..?

High-five will work.

[Though if he's being honest...]

You're one of the only two people here I'd be willing to hug.

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