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[singmod]

Fuck, marry, or kill?


— post your a toplevel for your character or throw three people's names out into the ether
— decide which one your character would like to fuck/kiss (or hug for the wee ones), marry, or kill
— respond appropriately
— shenanigans ensue

Comments

george hodgson | the terror

[manges]

kate marsh | life is strange

[castitas]

levi ackerman // attack on titan

[wingbound]

frédéric "freddie" lavoie | original character

[faa]

[faa]

Would you be offended if I said marry?

[ Probably not. He's in the navy. ]

Rorschach | Watchmen

[moralabsolutism]

Benjamin "Dex" Poindexter | MCU

[ricochetingbullets]

Connor Wolf | Fables

[wolf_lover]

[friendsfordinner]

Captain Crozier, Commander Fitzjames, Sir John Franklin?

[ all options suck and that's why it's Hickey's FMK!! ]

[manges]

Not at all. I can't say if I would make for a fine husband, alas.

[pacificator]

Hug.

[manges]

[ ABSOLUTELY NOT. ]

I shan't be dignifying this with an answer, Mr Hickey.

Wynonna Earp | Wynonna Earp

[pacificator]

[pacificator]

Little, Irving, Jopson.

[manges]

[ Oh, good Lord. ]

... You— you wish for me to choose amongst my fellow Lieutenants in this— well, crude game? Why?

[pacificator]

Because it's fun.

For me, I should clarify. It's fun for me. So?

[manges]

Yes, I should imagine it is.

[ Devious madam you are, Miss Earp. ]

I should like to begin by insisting I mean no ill-will towards the fellow and do not truly wish him any harm. He's an excellent man. But— I suppose, with great reluctance—

[ HE DOESN'T LIKE THIS GAME. ]

Could we not find a more suitable alternative than 'kill'?

[pacificator]

Sure. How about, uh... 'walk the plank'?

[ She really doesn't understand how the Navy works... ]

[manges]

[ Okay, but he has to chuckle. ]

A fitting punishment for pirates and rogues, Miss Earp. But certainly not for Her Majesty's Navy.

Would you accept an extra watch duty instead?

[pacificator]

Have you ever considered that maybe you should be more like pirates and rogues?

Fine, fine. An extra watch duty or a... sharply worded reprimand. Happy?

[castitas]

You know, I'm technically like— a hundred times better to hug now.

[pacificator]

Then I change my answer to 'snuggle.' C'mere, human hot water bottle.

[manges]

Good god, no. I have no intention of being a criminal, Madam. I have fought pirates before.

[ He's being perfectly serious. ]

... I find that is much more sufficient. [ Goodness, and now he must make his choice, shouldn't he? ] I... I suppose if I must choose a man to befall that fate— then...

I.. should likely choose Mr Jopson.

[pacificator]

Really? You'd pick Jopson to ki— have an extra watch duty?

Now I'm just judging your taste. Okay, fine, how about the other two?

[manges]

I suppose, in my reasonings, he was a rather recent promotion— and I did insist he's an excellent man.

[ Now he must really suffer— ]

You have given me no easy task, Miss Earp. For both men I respect and care for very much as friends and fellow officers.