ic fuck marry kill

[singmod]

Fuck, marry, or kill?


— post your a toplevel for your character or throw three people's names out into the ether
— decide which one your character would like to fuck/kiss (or hug for the wee ones), marry, or kill
— respond appropriately
— shenanigans ensue

Comments

levi ackerman // attack on titan

[wingbound]

[moralabsolutism]

.......Marry.

[Possibly the most unlikely answer anyone would think would come out of Rorschach but he has his reasons. Namely because neither of the other two options fit all that well and also he feels he could get away with a completely celibate marriage when it comes to Levi.]

[wingbound]

[ ...he's not wrong, he probably could get away with that. Some other things, well. ]

...you'd better be washing more than once a week in that case.

[ Yeah he apparently has no other real problems with this arrangement. ]

[moralabsolutism]

Already been doing so.

[Look, he's been trying to bathe about every other day now. Okay, maybe sometimes he skips two or three, but the effort is there! The entire population of Interlopers should be thanking Levi into shaming Rorschach into bathing on a more regular basis.]

[wingbound]

[ That's honestly pretty impressive, considering the conditions they live in! Levi himself probably doesn't get to wash much more often than that, so he is in fact very pleased with his shaming efforts. Also: ]

Then I'm fine with it.

[ Congratulations on your marriage of convenience(???) guys! ]

[sputnik]

Fuck.

[ SORRY, LEVI.... But out of these options, fuck is the best. He definitely wouldn't kill you, and marriage is Too Much for his commitment-phobe ass. But the Serious Demeanour you've got going on would be fun to play with, okay. B) ]

[wingbound]

[ WELL. ]

[ It does get a flat stare from him at first, though mostly because he's questioning his decision to take part in this game. But look, no need to apologize. He's not saying that he Would, but also not not saying it... (If he knew about the parasite that would probably put you at or near the bottom of the list though, sorry Kostya.) As is, he just looks somewhere between slightly taken aback and amused. ]

[ Sure, what the hell. ]

Fair enough. There's worse deals to make.

[ A... compliment? If you squint hard enough. ]

[castitas]

... would you accept a hug..?

[wingbound]

[ Oh thank (the lord? Jesus and his buckets???), a reasonable answer. He's not exactly a hugger but of course he'd accept one from her. She is baby. ]

...I'd be worried if you asked about anything else. Yeah, sure.