ic fuck marry kill

[singmod]

Fuck, marry, or kill?


— post your a toplevel for your character or throw three people's names out into the ether
— decide which one your character would like to fuck/kiss (or hug for the wee ones), marry, or kill
— respond appropriately
— shenanigans ensue

Comments

[moralabsolutism]

.......Marry.

[Possibly the most unlikely answer anyone would think would come out of Rorschach but he has his reasons. Namely because neither of the other two options fit all that well and also he feels he could get away with a completely celibate marriage when it comes to Levi.]

[wingbound]

[ ...he's not wrong, he probably could get away with that. Some other things, well. ]

...you'd better be washing more than once a week in that case.

[ Yeah he apparently has no other real problems with this arrangement. ]

[moralabsolutism]

Already been doing so.

[Look, he's been trying to bathe about every other day now. Okay, maybe sometimes he skips two or three, but the effort is there! The entire population of Interlopers should be thanking Levi into shaming Rorschach into bathing on a more regular basis.]

[wingbound]

[ That's honestly pretty impressive, considering the conditions they live in! Levi himself probably doesn't get to wash much more often than that, so he is in fact very pleased with his shaming efforts. Also: ]

Then I'm fine with it.

[ Congratulations on your marriage of convenience(???) guys! ]