singillppl | ic fuck marry kill

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ic fuck marry kill

Fuck, marry, or kill?

— post your a toplevel for your character or throw three people's names out into the ether
— decide which one your character would like to fuck/kiss (or hug for the wee ones), marry, or kill
— respond appropriately
— shenanigans ensue

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[ You know what's better than answering this?

Running the fuck away ]

Stop doing that!

None of this is Appropriate to voice aloud!!

[ At least the issue isn't that he doesn't know what he'd choose.... Oh, he knows....... ]

That's the game, Little! Be inappropriate!

[ FINE. Deep breaths here. Because he'll always do whatever she tells him to, of course. ]

Marry.

[ horror sting for Wynonna ]

.....But it would not be my only choice.

You say marry for everyone, why do you have to make it all weird with me???

But I'm happy to hear there might be other choices. Is it 'kill'?

[ Yeah, she's gonna make him say it. ]

Because... well, because it is different for you. The way in which I mean it.

[ Wynonna... this is Dangerous Territory... ]

Ah— no! Certainly not! [ ......Is there a strange part of him that might claim yes??? It's Complicated. He'd never want to hurt Wynonna, but his new nature deep-down would certainly benefit off of sucking her life force completely dry! We won't address that! ]

....If I must voice it aloud, then.... Well, I do quite enjoy your company in the physical sense as much as in any other. Miss Earp. [ kill him now ]

Why—

[ NOPE. Don't ask. That's one clarification she doesn't need! Nobody needs to hear him say why it's different for her! ]

...

See? Was it so hard to admit you like sleeping with me?

The fact of voicing such things aloud.... one might struggle with it....

[ Even in a silly meme... ]

But.... admitting it in itself isn't difficult. Not any longer. I am where I want to be.

[ 😳 😳 😳 ]

Gun to your head: me, Rorschach, or Hickey.

[ 3 options she dislikes....... ]

[ Is there an option for kill them all? ]

Ugh, fine. Kill Rorschach, because I don't know that guy; fuck Hickey, because he'd probably hate that more than me killing him; marry you so I can fuck with you every day of your life.

[ The way this completely and utterly backfired on him........ ]

[ But he's not giving in that easy... ]

If you marry me to make my life hell, that means I can just do the same to you, you know.

[ :) Imagine waking up to him every day, Wynonna. ]