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[singmod]

Fuck, marry, or kill?


— post your a toplevel for your character or throw three people's names out into the ether
— decide which one your character would like to fuck/kiss (or hug for the wee ones), marry, or kill
— respond appropriately
— shenanigans ensue

Comments

george hodgson | the terror

[manges]

[faa]

Would you be offended if I said marry?

[ Probably not. He's in the navy. ]

[manges]

Not at all. I can't say if I would make for a fine husband, alas.

[friendsfordinner]

Captain Crozier, Commander Fitzjames, Sir John Franklin?

[ all options suck and that's why it's Hickey's FMK!! ]

[manges]

[ ABSOLUTELY NOT. ]

I shan't be dignifying this with an answer, Mr Hickey.

[friendsfordinner]

Why not? Simple enough question.

[manges]

Because it is you who asks it.

[pacificator]

Little, Irving, Jopson.

[manges]

[ Oh, good Lord. ]

... You— you wish for me to choose amongst my fellow Lieutenants in this— well, crude game? Why?

[pacificator]

Because it's fun.

For me, I should clarify. It's fun for me. So?

[manges]

Yes, I should imagine it is.

[ Devious madam you are, Miss Earp. ]

I should like to begin by insisting I mean no ill-will towards the fellow and do not truly wish him any harm. He's an excellent man. But— I suppose, with great reluctance—

[ HE DOESN'T LIKE THIS GAME. ]

Could we not find a more suitable alternative than 'kill'?

[pacificator]

Sure. How about, uh... 'walk the plank'?

[ She really doesn't understand how the Navy works... ]

[manges]

[ Okay, but he has to chuckle. ]

A fitting punishment for pirates and rogues, Miss Earp. But certainly not for Her Majesty's Navy.

Would you accept an extra watch duty instead?

[pacificator]

Have you ever considered that maybe you should be more like pirates and rogues?

Fine, fine. An extra watch duty or a... sharply worded reprimand. Happy?

[manges]

Good god, no. I have no intention of being a criminal, Madam. I have fought pirates before.

[ He's being perfectly serious. ]

... I find that is much more sufficient. [ Goodness, and now he must make his choice, shouldn't he? ] I... I suppose if I must choose a man to befall that fate— then...

I.. should likely choose Mr Jopson.

[pacificator]

Really? You'd pick Jopson to ki— have an extra watch duty?

Now I'm just judging your taste. Okay, fine, how about the other two?

[manges]

I suppose, in my reasonings, he was a rather recent promotion— and I did insist he's an excellent man.

[ Now he must really suffer— ]

You have given me no easy task, Miss Earp. For both men I respect and care for very much as friends and fellow officers.

[pacificator]

C'mon man. You this indecisive when you're fighting pirates? Gut instinct, go.

[manges]

You cannot compare the heat of battle with facing a decision of which of Lieutenants Little and Irving I should like to wed or have amorous congress with—!

[pacificator]

Tick-tock, Lieutenant. You pick or I'll pick for you.

[manges]

... You would pick for me—?

[ He scoffs a little, incredulous. ]

Well. Let's hear it, then. What would be your decision?

[fidior]

Marry. It is the most respectable choice for this horrible... activity, and I would not subject you to even think upon the other two... options.

[ Little, it's just a game.... But really, what kind of a game is this?? ]

[manges]

Ah, Edward. I am honoured.

[ He is trying very much so not to laugh, and failing terribly. ]

Shall we set a date for Spring?

[fidior]

[ GEORGE, DON'T TEASE HIM. HE'S SHY. ]

If that is what you wish... Spring seems ideal, for most....

[ He's earnest...... ]

[manges]

[ But it's fun! :D ]

Splendid—! What luck I've found myself such an amenable husband.

[ He's terrible. He regrets nothing. ]