ic fuck marry kill

[singmod]

Fuck, marry, or kill?


— post your a toplevel for your character or throw three people's names out into the ether
— decide which one your character would like to fuck/kiss (or hug for the wee ones), marry, or kill
— respond appropriately
— shenanigans ensue

Comments

[pacificator]

There were only two names left, dude. It wasn't hard to just pick.

[manges]

I see.

I would have... preferred to make the decision not quite as lightly.

[pacificator]

Then you probably shoulda made it, huh?

[manges]

Perhaps if I was not rushed—

And what of you? Should you have had to make the same decision on the three men?

[pacificator]

Easy. Fuck Little, marry Tommy, kill Irving.

[manges]

[ Kill Irving......... too soon......... ]

But— John is a perfectly good chap.

[pacificator]

He's great. But, A — it's a game, and I gotta choose somebody. And B — of all of them, he's the one who's basically gagging to be a martyr.

[manges]

You raise a fair point.

[ There is a pause, before finally: ]

I... perhaps may have gone with the opposite of your decision for me.

[pacificator]

Honestly, you're probably in luck either way. I bet they're both freaks in the sack.

[ This guy probably is too! Victorians. ]

[manges]

[ Good Lord. ]

I... am not entirely sure how to respond to that remark.