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Fuck, marry, or kill?

— post your a toplevel for your character or throw three people's names out into the ether
— decide which one your character would like to fuck/kiss (or hug for the wee ones), marry, or kill
— respond appropriately
— shenanigans ensue

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I suppose, in my reasonings, he was a rather recent promotion— and I did insist he's an excellent man.

[ Now he must really suffer— ]

You have given me no easy task, Miss Earp. For both men I respect and care for very much as friends and fellow officers.

C'mon man. You this indecisive when you're fighting pirates? Gut instinct, go.

You cannot compare the heat of battle with facing a decision of which of Lieutenants Little and Irving I should like to wed or have amorous congress with—!

Tick-tock, Lieutenant. You pick or I'll pick for you.

... You would pick for me—?

[ He scoffs a little, incredulous. ]

Well. Let's hear it, then. What would be your decision?

Fuck Irving, marry Little. Mazel tov.

[ His head dips. Well, at least he doesn't have to decide. ]

... Then I shall resign myself to my fates, madam.

And this was your 'gut-reaction'?

There were only two names left, dude. It wasn't hard to just pick.

I see.

I would have... preferred to make the decision not quite as lightly.

Then you probably shoulda made it, huh?

Perhaps if I was not rushed—

And what of you? Should you have had to make the same decision on the three men?

Easy. Fuck Little, marry Tommy, kill Irving.

[ Kill Irving......... too soon......... ]

But— John is a perfectly good chap.

He's great. But, A — it's a game, and I gotta choose somebody. And B — of all of them, he's the one who's basically gagging to be a martyr.

You raise a fair point.

[ There is a pause, before finally: ]

I... perhaps may have gone with the opposite of your decision for me.

Edited 2025-11-17 14:47 (UTC)

Honestly, you're probably in luck either way. I bet they're both freaks in the sack.

[ This guy probably is too! Victorians. ]

Edited 2025-11-17 15:00 (UTC)

[ Good Lord. ]

I... am not entirely sure how to respond to that remark.

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