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[singmod]

Fuck, marry, or kill?


— post your a toplevel for your character or throw three people's names out into the ether
— decide which one your character would like to fuck/kiss (or hug for the wee ones), marry, or kill
— respond appropriately
— shenanigans ensue

Comments

[castitas]

... Would you accept the PG-13 version and go with a hug?

[satanicpanics]

Wow. You're not even gonna marry me first?

[ Rude af... ]

[castitas]

Would you even say yes even if I did ask?

[ She does not want to marry Eddie, for the record. He's sweet, but they're just... too different people, she thinks. ]

Hugging friends doesn't require marriage, anyways.

[satanicpanics]

Absolutely not.

[ It's okay, he already told Kieren he'd bro-marry him in a pinch last time anyway. CAN'T BREAK A PROMISE EVEN IF HES NOT HERE ANYMORE. ]

Fine. No-strings-attached hug it is.

[castitas]

[ Eddie....... a true bro...... ]

Did you think I'm gonna give you Jesus-cooties?

Hugs are just nice, okay?

[satanicpanics]

The chances of me bursting into flame isn't zero, so...

[castitas]

Uhh, I don't think that'll be because of the Jesus-cooties....

[ Listen. She's... working on the whole Lightbringer thing... ]

[satanicpanics]

So you admit it. Jesus-cooties are real.

[castitas]

No, they're not. I was just goofing with you.

[satanicpanics]

Uh huh. Whatever you say, Kate. Enjoy your Jesus-cooties.