IC ANON CONFESSIONS MEME

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THE IC ANON CONFESSIONS MEME



— post your a toplevel for your character
— respond icly to other toplevels with whatever they want to say to them
— ????
— profit???

Comments

[(Anonymous)]

Why would you EVER try to sneak into girl's night?

[ployboy]

OKAY, I'm going to clear this up just one more time:

I did not try to sneak in. I got in.

The problem was with getting kicked out.

[(Anonymous)]

Fine, you did sneak in.

WHY?

[ployboy]

Well if I say it now it's just going to sound fake. So...

[(Anonymous)]

Or don't say and let everyone think the worst of you.

[ployboy]

That ship's sailed. What, I'm supposed to call a Town Hall to apologize for it? It'd embarrass the girls.

[(Anonymous)]

You would embarrass them by apologizing? That makes no sense.

[ployboy]

[is that not a common thing that happens getting all flustered when someone offers an apology for some half-assed scheme or]

[(Anonymous)]

Sounds like you're not really sorry, then.

I hope you at least learned not to mess with them.

[ployboy]

I mean, I'm not? Again, the only thing I didn't take into account was the wolf. Lesson learned? I'd say yes.

[(Anonymous)]

...do you just not care if you offend others?

[ployboy]

That's way different. Of course I care. Like, more than I probably should.

[(Anonymous)]

Then why do you keep doing it?

[ployboy]

Unintended consequences of tending to more important things, usually. Other times I really am just that bad at reading people, but- I'd stick to the former more than anything.

[(Anonymous)]

How the FUCK do you think breaking into a no boys allowed party was more important than the trouble it'd cause?

[ployboy]

Oh, man, it's a lot. There's a lot of reasons. And. Again. It wasn't supposed to stir up any trouble.

[(Anonymous)]

Maybe at least apologize to Ruby for breaking into her house? Kinda rude no matter what the goal was.

[ployboy]

Oh. Ruby. Yeah. She's getting an apology. I just need a way to not get that gun fired at my face.

[(Anonymous)]

Probably should have thought of that before crashing an event that specifically asked people to bring weapons.

[ployboy]

It was a really sick gun. To be fair.

[(Anonymous)]

Wait, did you do all that because you were trying to steal a gun.

[ployboy]

There was a smorgasbord to pick from.

[(Anonymous)]

Okay I changed my mind, you definitely need to apologize in public. Half the town thinks you're a weird pervert.

[ployboy]

My sister can and would traverse the multi-verse just to smack the everloving crap out of me. No, I wasn't perving on anyone. I'm not a pervert!

[(Anonymous)]

You were caught breaking into a teenage girl’s house at night. It's not looking good for you, dude.