IC ANON CONFESSIONS MEME

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THE IC ANON CONFESSIONS MEME



— post your a toplevel for your character
— respond icly to other toplevels with whatever they want to say to them
— ????
— profit???

Comments

[ployboy]

It was a wolf! That's a big distinction!

[(Anonymous)]

It was a tame wolf that spent half the party begging a teenage girl for peanut butter.

[ployboy]

[is

is this why he got Fired

because he told himself to start carrying peanut butter after the hounds went after him in Germany and now here he is, still not carrying peanut butter--]

I need to start carrying peanut butter.

[(Anonymous)]

That's your takeaway here??? Dude.

[ployboy]

Big dogs like to try to bite me, it's not my fault!

[bro]

I like dogs!

[(Anonymous)]

I'm assuming you like girls too and you're pretty good at making them attack you.

[ployboy]

Well... That's not wrong. And you don't even know about my ex.

[(Anonymous)]

Not gonna lie I'm kind of impressed that you got a girl to date you at all.

[ployboy]

Ah- no, see, not having a date is the uh. Kind of throwing me for a loop here?

Not that it's important.

[(Anonymous)]

Important question: how many of your exes have tried to kill you? Just one?

[ployboy]

Like. Kill-kill, or does If Looks Could Kill count?

My first girlfriend literally hit me with a brick and ohmygodshewasntmyfirst--

[he's m o r t i f i e d ]

But to answeryourquestion,

...it's complicated.

[(Anonymous)]

Okay, yeah, that answers my question.

It's you.

[ployboy]

[She Hit Him With A Brick!!!]

--you'd be surprised.

[(Anonymous)]

It's basic science, right, like I held my ex at gunpoint a few times but that was because of stuff going on with me so now he has a normal wife who doesn't try to kill him even when she probably should, but if a guy has like six or eight exes who have all tried to kill him there's a common denominator there, right?

[ployboy]

So it's kill-kill. Okay. In that case: one. It was a test. I passed, by the way. Lucky us.

And as for the fiancee, whatever she did, I totally deserved it. I owned up to it. She knows I did.

Water is wet, life can get complicated. Who knew? Sometimes we just literally moved apart. It's really not that big of a deal. Nobody is actually trying to kill anybody.

[(Anonymous)]

Good to know.

I guess luckily for you there's not very many women here.

[ployboy]

[once more, with feeling:]

Yep, lucky us.