ic fmk: sing edition

[singhelpers]

Fuck (kiss), marry, or kill


— post your a toplevel for your character or throw three people's names out into the ether
— decide which one your character would like to fuck (or hug for the wee ones), marry, or kill
— respond appropriately
— shenanigans ensue

Comments

[ployboy]

[n no listen]

Kill 'em with kindness? A novel approach. Might actually work.

[castitas]

I'm not killing you.

[ She's not doing the other two, either. ]

[ployboy]

[Oh no.]

Do you ever even want to get married? Not with me. Obviously. I'm-- no, that ship's sailed. But in general.

[castitas]

[ Counting backwards from ten. ]

Well, like— yeah. Of course I do?

Like, I wanna find someone to spend the rest of my life with. Someone who shares my beliefs and ideals and is kind and smart and loves me back. That's who I'd want to marry.

[ployboy]

[wow she really does believe-- huh, it kind hurts to remember he gave up.]

Kind and smart. Can't hurt if they're good looking?

[castitas]

[ Shocking. The devout Christian believes in marriage. ]

Well, I mean that'd be also nice, I guess?

[ployboy]

[That's not what he]

Someone older. Fit. Maybe the guy did football in college but definitely outdoorsy. Patient. Soft spoken.

Good with animals. You like animals.

[to heck with it.]

Dark hair?

[castitas]

I mean, those all sound real nice. So, yeah. Someone like that.

I really don't get what hair colour has to do— [ Oh. ]

[castitas]

[ Oh, she's saying nothing. ]

[ployboy]

A little oblivious. But that's just cute. It's p u r e...

Right?

[It's okay, Radio Kate Broadcasts have said enough for several lifetimes.

Tim takes pity and drinks his hot leaf juice pretending to be tea. Then he just nods and says,]

Yeah, he's hot.

[castitas]

I don't have to say anything to you.

[ Heaven help her, not the Radio Kate Broadcasts— she is mortified. Her face is definitely red. ]

So just... so there.

[ployboy]

What?

[like he's innocent and not some imp]

I'm the one who thinks he's cute. _{maybe once I'm done necking with Levi...}

[castitas]

[ She literally cannot speak. She is trying, but she can't even find the words. ]

Can you, like... not?

[ Hey, you leave her crush alone. ]

[ployboy]

Not what? I'm just drinking my nightly tea. I'm actually innocent. For once.

[What a lonely burden it is to be a homewrecker.]

But just- imagine being in those big arms.

[castitas]

[ SHE DOESN'T WANT TO IMAGINE IT WHEN YOU'RE RIGHT THERE. ]

Yeah, sure. Any time you open your mouth for long enough, you stick your foot in it.

[ 😤😤😤 ]

[ployboy]

It doesn't count when I'm the one who gave you those lines!

[COME ON KATE INSULT HIM LIKE A MAN

and why is he the one red faced now

Christ help them. Him. Him especially.

Help.]

[castitas]

[ Ugh. Why is he so infuriating?? ]

Fine. Any time you open your mouth for long enough, you just end up sounding like a complete jerk.

So like, can you maybe do yourself a favour and start practicing shutting up for once?

[ployboy]

[why is he like this--

He's zippin' his lips shut!!

Anyway, Louis is going to kill him (toldyaso) so, like, 'scuse him, sorry, ducking out!!]

[castitas]

[ Ridiculous. He is ridiculous and infuriating and she doesn't get him.

Lord, give her strength.

Yeah— BYE, TIM.



(and she didn't even throw up this time.) ]