ic fmk: sing edition

[singhelpers]

Fuck (kiss), marry, or kill


— post your a toplevel for your character or throw three people's names out into the ether
— decide which one your character would like to fuck (or hug for the wee ones), marry, or kill
— respond appropriately
— shenanigans ensue

Comments

[desperate_times_right]

How are you just like, consistently the worst.

[ployboy]

[muffled through his head in his hands because] I have no idea. [and yet]

[desperate_times_right]

I'll hug you, but only because killing you would probably upset that cow and she's cool.

[ployboy]

To be fair... yeah, she's... sweet? I don't know how cows usually are. But she's like... cuddly?

[Oh no, he's made an emotional connection to BatCow.

Ohno.]

I'll be sure to thank her.

......would a cow be okay eating a marshmallow?

[desperate_times_right]

I think so? Not the healthiest but it's not poison.

[ployboy]

[She has no idea what a relief it is to have had One (1) moderately good enough thought.

Tim sighs.]

Just as a treat. If I ever make her sick, I... yeah. Kate already said I shouldn't get the rabbits Kibbles N Bits to eat. I thought it was just calories? But...

Man, I just miss my fish.

[desperate_times_right]

… I think there are some animal husbandry books at the library.

[ployboy]

Animal husbandry... [A hollow, distant-sounding whisper of terror.]

Oh my god.

I actually need to read manuals on animal husbandry and nobody I know would ever believe that.

[desperate_times_right]

I seem to recall you brought this on yourself.

[ployboy]

Worst day of my life.

[He's kidding!

But also please have some adult just march right on in and take the whole project off his hands thanks]