ic fmk: sing edition

[singhelpers]

Fuck (kiss), marry, or kill


— post your a toplevel for your character or throw three people's names out into the ether
— decide which one your character would like to fuck (or hug for the wee ones), marry, or kill
— respond appropriately
— shenanigans ensue

Comments

Tim Drake | DC Comics

[ployboy]

[Sometimes these little campfire games are fun. Other times, utterly devastating. Tim can't seem to make up his mind on it.]

Okay, so, if you're going to kill me then you should have the courtesy to tell me how you plan to off me.

Then I'll offer constructive crit.

Re: Tim Drake | DC Comics

[friendsfordinner]

I mean, considering your entire personality, you're gonna die out in the wilderness anyway. I'd just knock you out, drop you in the woods, let Mother Nature take care of the rest.

[ployboy]

Surprisingly good thought. I know you have the super-speed now, that'll make it difficult to make my way back into town before nightfall. For added security, splash some water on me so hypothermia kicks in faster.

Bummer that means that the wolves become second most likely things to kill me. But. Y'know. Better the devil you know.

[friendsfordinner]

I don't mind letting the wolves take credit for this one. They'll get the job done in the end.

[castitas]

.... Why are you like this.

[ployboy]

I mean, I'd at least want a job well done. I'm so over the half-baked attempts and don't have the organs to spare.

[is he joking]

[castitas]

[ ..... ]

.... Tim.

[satanicpanics]

Sure, man. I'll just kill you in D&D. And, uh, no resurrection allowed.

[ployboy]

The Bat-god my paladin serves has an entire stash of holy warriors collected from orphanages across the lands. Do your worst. It's like a freaking Hydra.

[salamanca]

I gotta admit, that's clever. Get people to tell you in advance how they'd kill you so you can be better prepared for it if somebody tries something? Wish I'd thought of it.

[ployboy]

It won't happen exactly as they say it will, of course. Anyone who seriously wants me dead should be a little more creative. But it's good insight into their preferences. A tiger rarely changes its stripes.

[salamanca]

And you? What kind of tiger are you? [ Lalo shrugs loosely. ] Let's say you wanted to kill me. How would you do it?

Re: Tim Drake | DC Comics

[flambeaux]

[ Tim why are you like this. ]

Quickly and without sufferin'.

[ployboy]

[Thank you from the bottom of his heart and can they schedule this for the coming Tuesday but also please consider,] Well, that's no fun.

[flambeaux]

You want I should throw you a little party with balloons and cake first? Invite all your friends?

[desperate_times_right]

How are you just like, consistently the worst.

[ployboy]

[muffled through his head in his hands because] I have no idea. [and yet]

[desperate_times_right]

I'll hug you, but only because killing you would probably upset that cow and she's cool.

[guidemyway]

...Maybe we just settle for a high five?

You know as long as you behave?

[ployboy]

There's absolutely no way I can screw up a high five.

[it's not a bold declaration but rather a very squeaky kind of pep talk???]

[guidemyway]

That's the spirit!

I believe in you.

[fidior]

[ This whole thing has him in crisis... The stress is insurmountable... It's all so inappropriate! All of it!

But the rules say that he must choose... and so (mercifully, there is A Rule Adjustment allowed for the younger population....)— ]

Hug.

[ployboy]

[Tim looks like he's waiting in suspense at the wrong end of a firing squad.

Yes he is that Extra about it.

No it's not exactly a voluntary reaction.]

I.

[Little shoulda just shot him when he had the chance.]

Was not expecting that. Okay. Uh.

[quick a diversion--!!]

Didyouplayanythinglikethisbackhome?

[Spill.]

[thefifthchild]

Are we talking specifically what's available here or are we making a theoretical with full resources for both of us?

[There was never a question about which he'd pick, but he's treating it like a game apparently.]

[ployboy]

[He's got goosebumps because it's COLD not because he's afraid of a TEN YEAR OLD.

Just puttin' it out there.]

What's available here, duh. I don't remember you building a portal back home.