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TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT

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[castitas]

That would be because I'm not Catholic :)

but like why? What's Catholic boarding school like?

[afterdrop]

okay like
picture a bunch of rich blokes all trying to out-macho each other
and then a lot of booze
and some drugs
and bloody brutal uniforms
and then there's mass too but no one's paying attention because of all the other stuff

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[castitas]

I pictured it
and I don't like it :(
and now I can't unimagine it :(

[afterdrop]

and you didn't even spend two years there

heard the girls' school was a lot nicer though
we'd sneak over there sometimes

[What for, Charles?]

place was always all clean and peaceful and stuff

[castitas]

Ew. Gross. :( i'm sorry for your pain.

Why would you sneak over to the girls school? -__-

[ She's going to regret asking, isn't she? ]

[afterdrop]

[Yes, absolutely. Sorry girl.]

um
just
you know
like

to shag
and stuff

[castitas]

[ SQUINTS ]

Excuse me?? shag????
what does that even mean??

[ She's Too American for this. ]

[afterdrop]

[It’s okay, he’s had the exact same conversation with someone who was Too Edwardian.]

bang

boink

bone

smash

[He gives her a second.]

means to have sex

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[castitas]

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[castitas]

ugh GROSS
what the heck, Charles

Does no one think about waiting to do that kind of thing???

[afterdrop]

[He's definitely laughing to himself. Not at her beliefs necessarily, but at her outrage.]

plenty of people do
maybe not til they're married but at least uni or something
lot of people our age don’t even feel like they’re ready but they do it anyway cause of peer pressure and shit

[castitas]

[ Did you have to be so crude?! ]

Honestly, that's so dumb
It's supposed to be something SPECIAL and like

You could end up with consequences you can't take back

[ Oh, yeah. She's big on Abstinence. ]

[afterdrop]

hey it can still be something special without having a ring on it
and sometimes a persons gets married and it turns out it doesn't feel special at all with their spouse
and some people just don't believe in divorce so they're stuck there never having anything special
pretty sure that's what my mum did