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[singhelpers]

TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT

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Comments

reiner braun | attack on titan

[nohero]

1. He has silky hair and a great ass. How can I resist that?

2. To whoever left a boar head in my yard: I don't get the message.

3. Our conversation went from choking to quarter life crisis real quick.

4. Is there a term for someone who only wants hate sex?

5. ( text him! )

kate marsh | life is strange

[castitas]

01. You said Jesus would condemn me if I didn't come find you.

02. I'm sorry Merry ate your venison. :(

03. No. No booze allowed at Bible Study.

04. I think it's probably for the best everyone keeps like a ten metre radius away from me right now.

05. [ text her ]

Eddie Munson | Stranger Things

[satanicpanics]

1. hey quick question. will you skip merrily into hell with me??

2. i miss weed. do you think the holiday pig will bring me a shit ton of weed if i’m reeeeally nice for the rest of the year

3. oh yeah by the way we're making bets on your personal life. want to join the pool?

4. uh no. the dude doesn't like sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. learn from my experiences and never EVER associate with people that hate black sabbath and motorhead

5. yeah so quick tip. never put a lit cigarette behind your ear

6. text him

3

[satanicpanics]

didnt jesus turn water into wine or something

2

[castitas]

You know you're not supposed be nice just to get a gift out of it, right?

[castitas]

Well, yeah. But like that was for a wedding in Cana of Galilee.
location and context totally matters here.

[satanicpanics]

good thing i'm always nice

[ Mostly!! He's mostly nice... ]

[castitas]

Yeeeeeah and you do it not to get rewarded for it! :)

[satanicpanics]

exactly
and i've asked for NOTHING
i think it's high time i got something
namely, a shit ton of weed

:)

[satanicpanics]

ok so jesus appreciates a party
i think he would want booze at bible study

[castitas]

TECHNICALLY you got them cool Lord of the Rings tapes the first time the Holiday Boar visited
but like I guess you could probably ask it for drugs.
if you wanted to.

Does it really need to be drugs??

[castitas]

He appreciates a celebration of MARRIAGE
Bible Study and wedding parties aren't the same thing!!

5

[micycle]

how can you be the actual legal adult out of us and not already know that

3

[afterdrop]

you clearly didn't go to catholic boarding school mate

[castitas]

That would be because I'm not Catholic :)

but like why? What's Catholic boarding school like?

[afterdrop]

okay like
picture a bunch of rich blokes all trying to out-macho each other
and then a lot of booze
and some drugs
and bloody brutal uniforms
and then there's mass too but no one's paying attention because of all the other stuff

[afterdrop]

1. just invented spray cheese vodka
tastes real nasty but does the trick.

2. UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD

3. recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"

4. sometimes turtles just really trip me out mate

5. i think the duck is in my room
you have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover

Konstantin Veshnyakov | Sputnik

[sputnik]

01. Were you still sleeping? Let's head out for that run now so we can greet the sun as it comes up :)
02. The bitter cold hasn't killed my sex drive. It's honestly kind of a problem. Like calm down
03. He's named my internal parasite. Should I be flattered or panic?
04. The vomit is mine...
05. Oh I can't join you, I'm pretty sure I'm banned from the saloon
06. Someone said all I talk about are aliens and space. That's not true, is it? But if you do want to talk about aliens, or space, just know I'm here. Any time. Much to be said
TEXT HIM! randoms / misfires / etc.

1/??

[castitas]

2/??

[castitas]

3/??

[castitas]

4/??

[castitas]

5/5

[castitas]

I pictured it
and I don't like it :(
and now I can't unimagine it :(

not actually here but just this icon reaction to 1............

[burying]

Ari Tayrey | Original

[astrogator]

1. I'm not sure those mushrooms were safe for foraging. They made me see the colors from dimensions planetsiders shouldn't see.

2. I want an overnight but I don't know what to do when you can't just go upsystem afterwards. It must be real awkward, seeing people you've slept with still around all the time.

3. I don't care what time you say it is. I'm a spacer, I am not beholden to the whims of your local star.

4. Do you ever just miss your boss? I hope mine doesn't think I deserted. I wouldn't ever do that. But I'm here. Maybe it looks that way.

5. The economy is a mess, let's play cards for dares instead.

6. The sled is for cargo, not for extreme sports.