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kate marsh | life is strange

[castitas]

01. You said Jesus would condemn me if I didn't come find you.

02. I'm sorry Merry ate your venison. :(

03. No. No booze allowed at Bible Study.

04. I think it's probably for the best everyone keeps like a ten metre radius away from me right now.

05. [ text her ]

3

[satanicpanics]

didnt jesus turn water into wine or something

[castitas]

Well, yeah. But like that was for a wedding in Cana of Galilee.
location and context totally matters here.

[satanicpanics]

ok so jesus appreciates a party
i think he would want booze at bible study

[castitas]

He appreciates a celebration of MARRIAGE
Bible Study and wedding parties aren't the same thing!!

3

[afterdrop]

you clearly didn't go to catholic boarding school mate

[castitas]

That would be because I'm not Catholic :)

but like why? What's Catholic boarding school like?

[afterdrop]

okay like
picture a bunch of rich blokes all trying to out-macho each other
and then a lot of booze
and some drugs
and bloody brutal uniforms
and then there's mass too but no one's paying attention because of all the other stuff

1/??

[castitas]

2/??

[castitas]

3/??

[castitas]

3

[astrogator]

Not even if I bring enough for everyone?

[castitas]

Bible Study is meant to be serious, dedicated devotion. It's not a party :(

[astrogator]

[The sad face! Now she feels guilty.]

I hear you. I don't mean to disrespect your customs. Drinks would bring in more people for sure, but I won't do it if you don't want it.

I do want to learn about your people.

3.

[pacificator]

Do you want me to come or not?

[castitas]

Come on, Wynonna.
It's literally gonna be for like an hour
two tops :(

[pacificator]

You want me to sit through a whole hour of talking about the Bible sober? You think anyone in that thing was sober for that kind of time?

03

[fidior]

Is Miss Earp attempting to provide the refreshments for Bible Study.... or is it Mr. March....

[ It's probably one of them, right.... ]

[castitas]

More like everyone :( :( :(

[fidior]

I'm Very Disappointed to hear of this!
Fortunately, I know that Lieutenant Irving will not tolerate it and will put a stop to any attempts, Immediately.

But I might come give a stern Talking To if it is needed.

3

[brushoff]

As the person living in the church, I override your decision. Booze for Dorian!

[castitas]

Just because you happen to live in the church doesn't make you the boss

Go drink booze on your own time

3

[koboldlygo]

what's a bible

[castitas]

[ .... Okay, sure.]

The sacred book of my faith, which lays the foundations of it.
Plenty of religions have their own.

[koboldlygo]

mine never did. everything was passed on by word of mouth.

[nobody asked, avi!!]

what's your religion about?

in 500 words or less.