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TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT

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Comments

[castitas]

Well, yeah. But like that was for a wedding in Cana of Galilee.
location and context totally matters here.

[satanicpanics]

ok so jesus appreciates a party
i think he would want booze at bible study

[castitas]

He appreciates a celebration of MARRIAGE
Bible Study and wedding parties aren't the same thing!!

[satanicpanics]

have you asked him

[castitas]

If I could literally speak to Jesus, that's really not gonna be in the list of top questions

[satanicpanics]

you wanna know what i'd ask him???

1/2

[castitas]

[ ... ]

2/2

[castitas]

I'm not gonna even ask 'what' cause I already know

[satanicpanics]

you know i'd ask him why HE didnt make masters of reality or vol. 4???

[ Is it worse or better than you expected, Kate? ]

[castitas]

[ It's... it sure is something. ]

I don't know what either of those things are

[satanicpanics]

because jesus didn't create them

[castitas]

[ Her head is in her hands. ]

Eddie.

[satanicpanics]

[ He is cackling. ]

yes kate???

[castitas]

[ Didn't realise you were such a TROLL ]

Maybe you DO need Jesus

[satanicpanics]

and maybe you need ozzy

[castitas]

What's ozzy?

1/like....5??

[satanicpanics]

what

2/5ish

[satanicpanics]

WHAT

3/5

[satanicpanics]

DID YOU JUST SAY

4/5

[satanicpanics]

WHAT'S OZZY???

5/5

[satanicpanics]

where are you

[ IMMEDIATE EDUCATION IS NEEDED. ]

[castitas]

[ ......... Oh, Lord. ]

I feel like if I tell you
I'm gonna be in like
immediate danger

That's the vibe I'm getting rn

[satanicpanics]

have i ever hurt a fly???

[ Granted, a fly has never asked him who or what Ozzy is... ]

[castitas]

Sounds like something someone who has hurt a fly would ask O - O

[satanicpanics]

[ The vibe he's giving rn is definitely very Boromir-trying-to-take-the-ring... ]

dude
i'm not trying to hurt you
i'm trying to EDUCATE you