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TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT

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[satanicpanics]

[ He is cackling. ]

yes kate???

[castitas]

[ Didn't realise you were such a TROLL ]

Maybe you DO need Jesus

[satanicpanics]

and maybe you need ozzy

[castitas]

What's ozzy?

1/like....5??

[satanicpanics]

what

2/5ish

[satanicpanics]

WHAT

3/5

[satanicpanics]

DID YOU JUST SAY

4/5

[satanicpanics]

WHAT'S OZZY???

5/5

[satanicpanics]

where are you

[ IMMEDIATE EDUCATION IS NEEDED. ]

[castitas]

[ ......... Oh, Lord. ]

I feel like if I tell you
I'm gonna be in like
immediate danger

That's the vibe I'm getting rn

[satanicpanics]

have i ever hurt a fly???

[ Granted, a fly has never asked him who or what Ozzy is... ]

[castitas]

Sounds like something someone who has hurt a fly would ask O - O

[satanicpanics]

[ The vibe he's giving rn is definitely very Boromir-trying-to-take-the-ring... ]

dude
i'm not trying to hurt you
i'm trying to EDUCATE you

[castitas]

[ Yeah, just a little. ]

You wanna educate me about what ozzy is?





okay how about a deal

[satanicpanics]

WHO ozzy is

[ Suspicious...... ]

name the deal first

[castitas]

Okay WHO Ozzy is


Come to a Bible Study session WITH NO BOOZE INVOLVED and you can teach me about Ozzy

[satanicpanics]

[ Ugh

UGHHHH ]

fine

you teach me about your religion
i'll teach you about mine

[castitas]

Yayyy :)
It'll be fun, I promise! I'll pick out some good stories to go through


wait

Ozzy is a religion??

[satanicpanics]

[ That sounds like the least fun actually... ]

yes
essentially

[castitas]

[ No, it really be fun! :D ]

Okay, so
I've literally never heard of it before though
And I've heard of a lot of religions

[satanicpanics]

it's kind of a fringe group

[castitas]

A fringe group???
What, like a cult???

[satanicpanics]

are you JUDGING my religion kate

[castitas]

What?? No!!!!

I just
really hope it's not a cult................ :(