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TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT

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reiner braun | attack on titan

[nohero]

1. He has silky hair and a great ass. How can I resist that?

2. To whoever left a boar head in my yard: I don't get the message.

3. Our conversation went from choking to quarter life crisis real quick.

4. Is there a term for someone who only wants hate sex?

5. ( text him! )

3 hehehe

[dreamsofwings]

It's not my fault you have a crisis that easy.

[ It is at least half his fault. ]

4

[fidior]

Please pardon my Inquiry...

What is... hate sex?

kate marsh | life is strange

[castitas]

01. You said Jesus would condemn me if I didn't come find you.

02. I'm sorry Merry ate your venison. :(

03. No. No booze allowed at Bible Study.

04. I think it's probably for the best everyone keeps like a ten metre radius away from me right now.

05. [ text her ]

3

[satanicpanics]

didnt jesus turn water into wine or something

3

[afterdrop]

you clearly didn't go to catholic boarding school mate

3

[astrogator]

Not even if I bring enough for everyone?

3.

[pacificator]

Do you want me to come or not?

03

[fidior]

Is Miss Earp attempting to provide the refreshments for Bible Study.... or is it Mr. March....

[ It's probably one of them, right.... ]

3

[brushoff]

As the person living in the church, I override your decision. Booze for Dorian!

3

[koboldlygo]

what's a bible

Eddie Munson | Stranger Things

[satanicpanics]

1. hey quick question. will you skip merrily into hell with me??

2. i miss weed. do you think the holiday pig will bring me a shit ton of weed if i’m reeeeally nice for the rest of the year

3. oh yeah by the way we're making bets on your personal life. want to join the pool?

4. uh no. the dude doesn't like sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. learn from my experiences and never EVER associate with people that hate black sabbath and motorhead

5. yeah so quick tip. never put a lit cigarette behind your ear

6. text him

2

[castitas]

You know you're not supposed be nice just to get a gift out of it, right?

5

[micycle]

how can you be the actual legal adult out of us and not already know that

[afterdrop]

1. just invented spray cheese vodka
tastes real nasty but does the trick.

2. UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD

3. recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"

4. sometimes turtles just really trip me out mate

5. i think the duck is in my room
you have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover

2

[fidior]

[ He has no idea what any of this means! ]

Why is there such a weapon in your possession?

[ Young Mr. Rowland with the jewelry and the painted eyes is not beating some Pirate Allegations to be quite honest.... ]

Konstantin Veshnyakov | Sputnik

[sputnik]

01. Were you still sleeping? Let's head out for that run now so we can greet the sun as it comes up :)
02. The bitter cold hasn't killed my sex drive. It's honestly kind of a problem. Like calm down
03. He's named my internal parasite. Should I be flattered or panic?
04. The vomit is mine...
05. Oh I can't join you, I'm pretty sure I'm banned from the saloon
06. Someone said all I talk about are aliens and space. That's not true, is it? But if you do want to talk about aliens, or space, just know I'm here. Any time. Much to be said
TEXT HIM! randoms / misfires / etc.

not actually here but just this icon reaction to 1............

[burying]

Ari Tayrey | Original

[astrogator]

1. I'm not sure those mushrooms were safe for foraging. They made me see the colors from dimensions planetsiders shouldn't see.

2. I want an overnight but I don't know what to do when you can't just go upsystem afterwards. It must be real awkward, seeing people you've slept with still around all the time.

3. I don't care what time you say it is. I'm a spacer, I am not beholden to the whims of your local star.

4. Do you ever just miss your boss? I hope mine doesn't think I deserted. I wouldn't ever do that. But I'm here. Maybe it looks that way.

5. The economy is a mess, let's play cards for dares instead.

6. The sled is for cargo, not for extreme sports.

4

[fidior]

[ Deserting one's boss would be a terrible thing indeed....! Imagine! Haha...ha... ha... ]

Mine was here for a time. I do miss him as well. I could use his guidance.
You believe that time carries on in your home world while you are here, then?

Edward Little | The Terror

[fidior]

01. I fear the Mournful Howling you witnessed in the dead of night was me. I pray you did not lose much sleep.
02. Are they truly called "Skinny Jeans?" You are not speaking in jest?
03. I am Overwrought
04. Is it typical to be stricken with The Passions so frequently? ......Daily?
05. I carry Neither fleas Nor mites! Though perhaps my Beast's form is in need of a bathing...
06. Do you imagine the Holiday Boar would be able to bestow upon me the Will To Live?
TEXT HIM! randoms / misfires / etc.

5

[castitas]

But like, you do run the risk of catching them from the wild animals you eat when you're a wolf. At least it's too cold for ticks.
so does this mean I give you a bath? :)

eren jaeger | attack on titan

[dreamsofwings]

1. I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law

2. Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.

3. What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?

4. Get over here soon, they're throwing beers at us from the roof. Keyword : throwing

5. Bring your own

3

[sputnik]

I don't know about soap, but I know about soup.
If you need something for a hangover too — and it sounds like you might — Russians have plenty of specialties for it.

Dorian Gray | Confessions of Dorian Gray

[brushoff]

1. Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?

2. I found a twelve pack under my bed. And a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.

3. It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.

4. I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.

5. Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.

3

[afterdrop]

pretty sure you sent this to the wrong person mate, idk who you are

but did you at least find it
or is there just cocaine out there in the snow somewhere
do you need help looking

Raylan Givens - Justified

[tinstar]

1. No, shifting absolutely does not make me a furry.
2. Everyone deserves a little treat. Whiskey, ass, ice cream. All equally good.
3. If you wanna touch my gun, you gotta prove you can handle it. Fire safety above all else.
4. Look, I'm not saying the DarkWalker is a joke, I'm just saying it's pretty weak of a guy to not show his face to the people he's trying to terrorize.
5. I will do many things for thirty bucks. But not that.

[Pretend its in the right font; I forgot what that code is.]

2

[comfortablyerect]

Do I only get to pick one?

Tim Gutterson | Justified

[comfortablyerect]

1) It is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body.

2) Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.

3) Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?

4)Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea.

5) [ Text him! ]

[tinstar]

Enjoy that long time thumbin' the screw to get it right?

Benjamin "Dex" Poindexter | MCU

[ricochetingbullets]

1. Don't say stupid things like that when I'm in the kitchen. Where the knives are stored.

2. I'm not sorry for bringing you a dead squirrel while I was in wolf form. Only that the head fell off when I dropped it on your feet.

3. Apparently saying "That sounds hard" was not a good answer when they started trauma-dumping on me.

4. They were like an Arctic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer they hid from everyone out there. It tasted like ice cold success.

5. I have this theory anyone who becomes an orphan turns out batshit insane. I have yet to be proven wrong.

6. Text him!

Rorschach | Watchmen

[moralabsolutism]

1. The idiot is going to get hypothermia. He is shirtless and eating snow because he "doesn't want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. You're in charge now.

2. Just saw someone snowshoeing to the general store.

3. There was no need to make sure I was still alive when I fell asleep with the mask on. I can breathe just fine through it.

4. You ATE the Snickers bar I was saving?! That's it, I'm breaking each of your fingers one at a time.

5. Text him!

1

[astrogator]

Why is this one my problem? Fairly sure I'm not that guy's section lieutenant. I'm not in charge of all drunken idiots in town, you know.

Casper Darling | Control/RCU

[readytosee]

01. You wrapped yourself in tinfoil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
02. No, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically the same thing".
03. That's what I'm here for. To slap you into believing in yourself :)
04. "Hung over" does not do it justice. I am hung over and over and over. I am hung drawn and quartered over. I don't have sunglasses here. Fuck drinking with you.
05. You recited the whole thing in Latin, it was honestly impressive.
06. [text him?]