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tfln / Morse Code From The Shortwave

TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT

— for the sake of this meme, the internet is temporarily a thing.
— post a text, receive comment, etc
— tfln wayback if you don't want to make up your own!

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how can you be the actual legal adult out of us and not already know that

[ He doesn't need your judgment rn, 8/10th of his child... ]

first of all wheeler? didnt ask for your judgment second of all if you MUST know??? it wasnt lit at the time i put it behind my ear it became lit

and you couldn’t just put it in your mouth where it actually goes

you were trying to look cool weren’t you

[And he is, it would have worked, he’s so cool. But he’ll never hear that from his 8/10ths of a kid.]

only one problem with that theory i ALREADY look cool

[ See, he's well aware. ]

yeah we all look cool
cause it’s like zero degrees

[What a little shit.]

MICHAEL WHEELER

i WILL roll you down the nearest hill

LEAVE YOU for the ghost bear

AND ALLOW TO TO FEAST UPON YOUR BODY

AND IGNORE EVERY PLEA

if i EVER hear a pun that shitty again

but you're not wrong though i guess

oh my god you're so dramatic

what the fuck even is a ghost bear!!!!!

and you wouldn't anyway
dustin would be so sad
would you make dustin sad

a ghost bear is a ghost bear michael and uh yeah??? dustin makes me sad all the time

dustin is like one of the least sad people i know
he’s always trying to cheer me up

and stop calling me michael

uh huh that's true but he's also a little shit just like you michael (:

are you this annoying back home
how do i actually put up with you long enough for you to know me

you know when you have two and a half annoying freshmen in the mix??? kind of balances everyone else out

the “and a half” thing is getting really old

good thing i rounded you up then sinclair was only there half the time

dude you can’t count him as half a person that’s so racist

im looking for that hill to roll you down as we speak

if i break my leg again and it gets fucked up and they have to amputate
i’m making you cut it off

sure you'll be real lucky if i dont amputate the wrong one but sure

then i'll make you wheel me around everywhere

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satanicpanics - 2025-09-19 17:25 (UTC) - Expand

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